in my personal delusions (which are true and came to me in dreams delivered directly from God almighty( hans is NOT good in bed. And neither is henry lol they are both bad in bed. This is from a purely technical standpoint, hans doesnât know how to please a woman because he doesnât have to know and also he does not care. henry has some experience with women and even with Bartosch but he is NOT smooth and learning how to be good in bed is not really a priority for him, considering his endless to do list. when they both sleep together the first time it kinda sucks but they both write it off as weâre starving/stressed/suicide mission/itâll be better next time and the second time they sleep together theyâre both like damn this. Kinda sucked LOL but henry is marginally better. join me in my beautiful world of âbad in bedâ hc for all my favorite characters.








