Are you a big fan of cryptids, but upset that crazy people, sleezy scammers and drunk rednecks didn't found any new ones in a long while? You love good ol Sasquach and choopacabra, but would like some variety? Fret not, for we at Maddest Scientist Incorporated have found a solution to all those problems! Introducing for the first time ever... Beetleman!
A horryfying creature of the night, tangentially related to crowd's favorite Mothman, but unlike him - Much bulkier, fully able to lift a car with one hand and tear a full grown tree out of the ground and lift it in the air in flight, covered in a carapace made from exposed bone dence enough to reflect bullets from a rifle of a terrified farmer, and boasting two whole pairs of wings, one of them covered in the same bone and acting as a pair of elytras, in order to protect the fragile second pair of wings. It's horryfing headlights of a pair of eyes not only allow it to see in the dark, but supposedly even allows it to perceive your sins, virtues, worse fears and spirits of long dead roaming the mortal plane! Coming to all the dark woods and rural towns near you this autumn!
