#beeps rambles

we all know redboard, right? tim drakes skateboard that he modified so it had an engine?

consider: tim takes redboard (or just some other random skateboard), gives bart a line to hold and then rides the skateboard like waterskiis with bart running.

tim: FASTER!

bart: :D

kon: *racing bart*

Cissie, Slobo, Cassie, Cissie, Anita and Greta are cheering them on in the Supercyle.

bonus:

aya, the AI who was a ship but built herself a human body and argues with killowag about whether or not she is a green lantern

razer, the red lantern who blew up a planet

mogo, a planet. just, a straight up planet.

-watson often brings up the fact that holmes doesn’t know how the solar system works

-holmes likes paintings, but he’s not good at /getting them/ (it feels like watson judges him for this)

"for once in your life, stop lying" (said to Ronan Lynch)

when ronan and adam's "tamquem. alter idem." was on the same line, when literally everyone else's gets different lines. like a second self they really said

"something dangerous, like you" Ronan said to Lindemere, "and you" replied the trees

literally whatever astral projection-steven universe gem fusion ronan and adam had going on for a bit

ronan wishing to be dead since he was a baby.

mathew thinking of himself as the bridge between two buildings, one burning and one steady. thinking maybe he got the ronan and declan mixed up in whose burning

ronan's "make way, make way" birds from the dream with mathew. seriously, how much of the world was ronan? how much of gansey's quest was noah? how much of it was ronan? what about adam? blue? time is but a circle and maggie hurts my brain

my man will just start Biting people.

he is not beating the feral cat alligations. absolute wet cat of a man. my poor little meow meow

so far 10/10 some of my favorite lines include

“Lochlann hadn’t earned one, and didnt get one, and closed his mouth when it became clear he wasn’t getting a chance to turn one down. he opened it again, of course”

“it’s a cloak, aaron. just unclasp it”

“right then, so: poisoning or accident, at home or afield. he’d work on that”

“if you plan to spend the rest of your life in the kennels, then you should know that-that i will only read you tax records, and i will forbid the baker’s apprentice from slipping you anything unhealthy for a wolf, and furthermore, i will allow Conner to name you whatever he wants and i assure you it will be very stupid”