#beegould

Name the celebrity you want to bang the most?  Probably Keira, but now she’s married.

Make breakfast or sleep in? make breakfast! 

The entire state of Wyoming, Wasps or People who wear socks with Sandals - pick one that will be removed from the face of the Earth?  Wasps contribute nothing to the cycle of life that I know of, and one day some mad scientist will accidentally make them be 1000x their size.  Let’s prevent that, shall we?

You are shipwrecked on a deserted island with only 4 days worth of food; name 4 people who you would like to be murdered while you starve to death on that island?  wow.... how about Joe Arpaio, any one of the current republican Presidential candidates, one member of One Direction (just to see what the teenage girl population does) and The Colonel.  Oh, I hate the Colonel, with those wee beady eyes...

You have to fuck 5 religious deities who are they and why?  How about any christian “male” icon?  I’m not gay, but it would be pretty amazing to see all those close-minded christian homophobes heads explode when their Savior does it with a dude.  I’m gonna get in so much trouble for that one :/

Name 6 people you would want to take on a road trip  Wow, that really is a lot of people.  What kind of car are we rolling, minivan?  suburban?  How about, my sister and patrick, Katie, Greta (dog) and Ryan and Amy.

Which is your favorite deadly sin? gluttony.  I have zero portion control.

Favorite arachnid? nope.  if they weren’t essential to the life cycle, I’d burn them all.

9. Name one person and which planet you would put them on to sufferI don’t care which planet, as long as they are away from me.  Kristen Stewart.  She’s a hack.

Should a group of squid be called a squad? or a squiggle

When I say “artisanal” what does it make you think of first? an artist doing anal.  yup.  yup.

OK, here are the suckers I’m gonna tag, and some of you have already done this but it doesn’t matter because my questions are clearly the best.

styro, whidbette, whiskey-please, ladyofthehouse, absquatulate, dinorae, childofwinterrr, appropriateadult, k1mposs1ble, gravyholocaustsucks, beegould

Questions:

1. Barefoot:  step on a lego, or walk across hot coals?

2. worst way to die?

3. which horror movie villain actually scares you?

4. guy or girl:   pee into the wind, or have pizza grease dripped on the back of your neck?

5. watch an opera in a language you don’t speak, or watch a 16-inning baseball game that ends in a score of 2-1?

6. You have to sleep with:  which old white republican senator would you sleep with?  why?

7. which is worse:  people who yell at their children in public, or snooty WASP parents with their lattes and hummer-sized strollers? (full disclosure:  soon I will be a parent with latte and giant stroller, but don’t let that influence you!)

8. which is worse:  having to sit through a sales presentation to get your free weekend at the time share, or watching all the political commercials during voting season back-to-back?

9. Name one celebrity you would like to make mute,deaf or blind and why

10. favorite childhood movie?

11. Tell us a story about your childhood pet or imaginary friend.

RULES:  Answer these questions in a post and then name 11 people to answer 11 questions of your choosing.

The new podcast Serial is grabby enough that two big culture outlets have their own podcasts about it. Gene Demby and I sit down to talk about that.