predictions for if/when a bee book comes out
i assume it would be part of a series that covers a lot of her life, and a lot of her arc would mirror her father
bee becomes an alcoholic at like 11
bee falls in love with per but he ages so much faster than her he will always see her as a child
bee is witted (basically confirmed in f&f)
kettricken dies :( and so does nettle
kettricken finally tells dutiful the truth about his parentage on her deathbed
hope becomes a sort of point of comparison in the family, because bee ages so slowly they will be similar in size at some point, and hope will be the sort of golden girl in comparison to bee's offputting self
the wolf of the west can shapeshift
ending slavery is one of bee's major white prophet tasks. i actually wish that's where the series went after tawny man trilogy, especially after fitz removed elliania's tattoo. it would kind of mirror burrich/chivalry's past. (they met on the border, burrich worked for? a slaver for a year, his grandmother was a slave. and fool was also a slave as a child. but i think that'll be where bee's story goes.
bee kills prilkop :)
bee starts a cult, maybe the clerres survivors
bee becomes an assassin or spy without dutiful's permission, and she opens up some secret passageways in the castle
bee develops an addiction to elfbark and carryme like fitz
bee is an outcast in her family
bee is bi
spark is bee's catalyst (because she is a spy and assassin like fitz)
bee fathers a bastard somehow. she doesn't get pregnant she gets someone magic pregnant when she's like 30
etta is deposed as the pirate queen because she has no heir and the high tariffs
bee cures rapskal's... whatever he has going on
bee dies and comes back to life
bee bonds to an animal obviously, but i have no idea what kind. motley? motley may have an extended lifespan due to being an elderling and having wit. a wolf seems the most likely. but that one cat could also be a contender. or maybe she does refuse to bond to an animal, for fear of it dying. i think that's also likely. bee is probably going to be like fitz in how she avoids human connection, partially due to trauma, partially due to her lifespan.
bee lives through a lot of technological development, and the world will eventually have steam power and ballon ships etc.
bee gets some sick tattoos
bee has a huge spectrum of magics like beloved: hedgemagic (implied), wit, skill, prophecy, glamour (which might be part of the skill?)
bee still believes fitz loved beloved more than her ouch :(
paragon dragons make a reappearance because they remember amber
bee also accidentally adopts an orphan
the title is "The Ship of Fools Assassin Fate Apprentice Golden"
