#bed!

bed?  bed.

So I was joking about how Hell’s Kitchen, a relatively small neighborhood, somehow has four superheroes of its very own. But of course NYC is densely populated, so I googled it and found that Hell’s Kitchen has roughly 46,000 people. I don’t have much of a sense of scale, so I googled some more numbers. And apparently 46,000 is somewhere between the average daily attendance for Epcot and the average daily attendance for Magic Kingdom. Now if you told me that Magic Kingdom had four part-time vigilantes roaming the streets I wouldn’t even blink, and those guys close at 10 PM. I get it now.

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