#beckany

Title: A Queen and a Winner Author: tiktokofoz Fandom: Glee Rating: PG13 Pairings: Becky/Brittany, Brittany/Santana Timeline: Pre-season 1; The Power of Madonna; I Kissed a Girl Warnings: Swearing, some implied Santana and Brittany angst, Becky being too fierce for life.

Beckany: I have photos of him on my iPod.

Me: Dude.

Beckany: It's like you and Alex Watson.

First day, blah, blah, blah.

I feel bad for not knowing the difference between the new Year 11s and the Year 9s. I think the Year Nines are just tall this year, but it would be cool if they would just wear their jumpers out of courtesy for the socially challenged ones like moi.

I found three spiders and some suspicious looking brown particles in my locker, so I'm sharing with Beckany and will probably have to spend my free on Monday cleaning it out because I was hysterical when I looked inside.

I ate drank Klondog's orange juice at breakfast and was the only person not wearing a VCE jumper. Am I the only person who legitimately did not like wearing the middle school jumpers for reasons other than them not being VCE jumpers?

After school I ate a pretzel from Luneburger and said "Danke schön!", and she laughed nicely and said "Bitte schön, see you later!". She wants to see me later. I'm in with the Germans.

Klondog, Beckany and I went to Myer to look at presents. Beckany will get her last Pandora bead and Klondog will get one of the most gorgeous pens to ever grace the earth.

We spend 10-ish minutes in the David Jones toilets trying to make ourselves look presentable for...

TIFFANY & CO. My first ever visit to the store, although we didn't even go inside the actual store, just the temporary one they have while they're doing renovations. The douche of a doorman/security guard didn't open the doors for us. As much as I love the jewellery, if I ever go in there to buy something and the door is not opened for me, I will wait for another day because I am a lady walking into Tiffany & Co., and such a lady deserves to have a door opened for her. But next time I think I'll go in an LBD just in case. That aside, it was kind of like meeting a person after Facebook stalking them every day for months. Which is kind of what I had done, except I had a whole website to look at. My breathing became very rapid and I was transfixed by the salespeople tying white ribbon around those gorgeous Tiffany Blue boxes. One day.

We ate some form of afternoon tea at the Lindt Chocolat Café. When I say 'we', I mean Beckany and Klondog did, while I sipped on their Iced Chocolates and repeatedly brought out pictures of Alex Watson, but no one was interested until Kashmohay came and joined me in my fandom.

Oh, and also, Demonikus dropped her phone in the toilet. She screamed from the cubicle, and I reluctantly pulled my gaze away from my beautiful reflection and asked what happened and she made disgusted noises and did a bit of a dance and told me that her phone had dropped into the toilet.