Week 2: Tuesday, January 31.
The President had requested a chicken soft taco for his supper this evening. He wanted something a bit lighter as he prepared for his big press conference to announce his nominee for the Supreme Court. He even asked Dago to use a smaller dollop of sour cream than usual.
What a classy decision I've made. Absolutely the best choice for the American people. Everybody should be very impressed by this fantastic selection that I've made. And if they're not, they're probably a loser, frankly. A real lightweight. And possibly a “bad” “dude”. Also, they're probably just pretending to be upset.
He asked Steve what he thought, and Steve said they shouldn't even let those losers into the press conference in the first place. You're right, as usual, remarked the President. It feels good to be a winner, doesn't it? And they chuckled together and returned to their delicious tacos.