Top Posts Tagged with #because you cannot

"Oh what luck- this vending machine is like a whole dollar cheaper than anywhere else on campus"!!

My drink fucking exploded.

#worth it #for the dollar #even with the shuffle run #down the art hall #because you CANNOT #sprint in this skirt #thankfully #its the art building #so no one bats an eye #sunny rambles

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try to convince me that this is not Nina Zenik

#because you cannot #nine zenik #incorrectsocquotes #soc #siz of crows #incorrect quotes

The unfortunate truth of being a parent is that by the end of a 4-day weekend, I would actually prefer to be at work because work gives me way more me time than being home does and I'm really tired

#this can reach levels of overstimulating #i was never able to anticipate #heaven forbid you can even go to the BATHROOM by yourself #because YOU CANNOT