#beastlyjester

PUNK-ASS RED BITCH! YOU TAKE IT BACK!

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

I....I have a confession to make. I...oh, heavens, I never thought I’d be telling anyone this. Well, here goes. I...

YES. ALL THE YES.

Are you calling me a rock star?

19. Weird

24. We should hang out

25. WITCH

All of the above are more than acceptable offerings. Books are always amazing gifts for me. And literally most anything from the RT Store will have me grinning. Xanax is….probably something I need to get anyway. OTL Incense is always fun and lovely!

Giving me Ryan Haywood seems a tad cruel to his wife and kids, and heaven knows I’d barely be able to get out a coherent sentence around him, but I’ll assume in the giving process he is free and clear of other obligations and I’m not effectively keeping him as a hostage in my closet. I’ll cuddle him and tell him he’s gorgeous and be happy he’s in my life. And flail a lot.

As for Lycanthropy…..depending on the type, that’s a freaking AWESOME gift. Can we also give it to whatever bloke I’ll end up with? Pleeeeeeeease? Male werewolves get my motor running.

5. What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“Welcome”. Yes, that’s literally all it says. You picked an uninteresting time to ask. So here’s a bonus, more interesting recent text: “I’m still not sure if he’s alive.”

24. Do you have a collection of anything?

Not due to conscious collecting. It could be argued, however, that I have a collection of posters from things I love, a collection of books (I need a third book shelf), a hoardcollection of scarves, a collection of fedoras/trilbies, and a small but growing collection of masks.

68. What do you think is Satan’s last name?

(I could make so many jokes about my family here, oh gosh, from the harmless ones about my dad to the kind of mean, definitely hilarious to us ones about my great-aunt….)

I kind of doubt he has a surname, y’know? I mean, last names are meant to be family names. Family lineage is unimportant when you don’t have a lineage. If we’re going by Bible lore, he is an angel, most beautiful among them, who has fallen from God’s grace after he tried to take over heaven and depose God. So unless he took on a last name to mock God or something, he wouldn’t have one. If I had to guess at what he might give himself…perhaps, since we see the angel of the pit named thusly in Revelations, Abaddon? The name means “Destroyer”, and is also a place name.

* There is some dispute over the identity of Abaddon (also called Apollyon); some sources claim he is Satan, others, that he is a different angel, others, that he is the Antichrist. Still others claim that he is an angel of God, sent to do the Lord’s work in destroying the sinful, wretched world. But I think it’s as good a guess as any.

88. If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Short, truthful answer: I wouldn’t.

Bat: If you could transform into any kind of animal, what animal would you be?Real or fictitious? Real, I’d pick a cat. Fictitious, dragon. All the way.

Cobwebs: One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark?I would rather not get truly lost anywhere in the dark, thank you. But I’m more frightened in general by other humans than I am by anything else that might get me, so I would never want to get lost in the dark in a seedier area of a city.

Gravestone: Ideal way you'd like to die?I don’t really know. Quickly, I suppose, and in a way that didn’t leave many loose ends. 

Howl: Your favorite kind of dog?Answered this in a previous ask, so how about I list off a few of my favored breeds? Husky, Malamute, Utonagan, German Shepherd, Airedale. The only small dog breed I like is Sheltie.