#bears...

Lydia takes a long swig of her drink. "So..you've heard the story of how a bears have nearly eaten me as a child and exposed my butt to all of the patrons of Shrine of Two Moons..but there's more those awful creatures have done to me! I assure you my hatred is justified...I was in my teenage years when I first started working at the inn at Southshore. I mostly cleaned up the place, sweeping, dusting, mopping, all that type of work. It was later in the night and I was tasked with getting rid of the scraps of food left over from the last couple days. Typically we'd dispose of them in one of the nearby farms for the pigs or for compost. I was on my way there when I heard growling, the scraps had attracted one of the local bears. Terrified of the creatures by now, I attempted to turn tail and run, however I had tripped, spilling all of the old, some even moldy, food all over myself. I scrambled to my feet, luckily the bear didn't pursue me, but I stunk for days, and my work clothes were ruined."

"Later in my past life, I had the day off for once, a fairly rare occurrence back then. I spent so much time working at that damn place...anyway I had decided to find a safe piece of the beach to take a swim. I always loved swimming as a child, it was one of the common ways to spend the day in a port town like Southshore. I was feeling a bit...daring..and stripped completely bare and dove into the water. The area was secluded enough where I wouldn't be seen, but still close enough to town so I wouldn't be bothered by murlocs. I was enjoying my swim for a few minutes, then turned back to check on my clothes and guess what was there. I suppose that the smell of food that had clung to my clothes from working, because a damned bear was nosing through my outfit. Overcome by my fear, I swam to shore and sprinted back to town buck naked. The inn was overcome with cheering and hooting as I dashed through, several patrons gave me a smack on the rear as I ran by as well. We actually got a bit more business that night and I got a raise...so I suppose that part wasn't that bad. Though, much as my butt being exposed was the most embarrassing moment of my undead life (thus far...), that was the most embarrassing moment of my past life."