Jan 24, 2024
WHICH WOULD YOU SMASH?
Bearded Devil
Ogre
Voting ended onJan 31, 2024
On the left, 6ft (1.8m) devil Barbarians with a whip-beard! Note that direct contact with the beard can leave you mildly poisoned (wears off within a minute), so be careful or bring a hair net if you plan on interacting with the upper half.
On the right, the ogre! About 10 ft (3 m) tall, ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, and they basically only care about 3 things: Eating, smashing (destruction), and smashing (fuckin). fun fact, they actually create viable offspring with all humanoids except elves and halflings. 5e manual includes dwarves, but only because they'd rather eat a dwarf. Seriously though, they're about as dumb as you can be while still being considered sentient.
