#beach off

Not every role he's in requires a trip to the water, but an awful lot of them seem to, so I decided to collect some of them.

Maybe we'll get one in season 3 of Good Omens, instead of him being on fire 🤞🏼🤞🏼😂

Broadchurch (notoriously)

Doctor Who

Blackpool

Gracepoint

L.A. Without a Map

True Love

Around the World in 80 Days

What We Did on Our Holiday

The Decoy Bride

Deadwater Fell

Traffic Warden

The Escape Artist

Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger

22/??

Based on this post and this one

"Attention my fellow Y/Ns and Kens. Ken and I have been to the real world for a couple of days and we've discovered that the men there are very different from here in Barbie Land." Y/N said.

"They have horses and patriarchy!" Ken cried excitedly.

"And we've also discovered that the men beach each off very differently as well. Instead of a well choreographed dance number and song. The men in the real world beach each other off by touching each other's genitals until this white sticky substance comes out."

"It's possibly milk." Ken said.

Tourist Ken/Rival Ken rolled his eyes. "Is that a fact, Ken? Prove it. Show us." All the other Kens and Y/Ns murmured in agreement.

"Wait, you want Ken and me to beach off right in front of you guys?" Y/N asked in surprise.

"Yeah. Unless you're chicken, Ken?" Tourist Ken/Rival Ken taunted.

Ken huffed in defiance as he looked at Y/N. "Come on, Y/N. Let's show them how real men beach off." He pulled his shorts down to reveal a mint green jockstrap as Y/N blushed and pulled his own pants down as he and Ken started to beach off for their counterparts.

"See? This is how you beach someone off, Ken!" Beach Ken snapped in between moans.