@beabigshotās Salt Route except instead of committing crimes you actually help the poor man find his keysĀ š
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Argentina

seen from United States
seen from China

seen from United States

seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@beabigshotās Salt Route except instead of committing crimes you actually help the poor man find his keysĀ š

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
this is what mr maxilla sounds like in my head.
Spare Keys (aborting a Salt Route)
Salt Route was dreamt by beabigshotā. This will have been reuploaded onto @verdantviridityā after the termination of my this account (luckily restored) made me realize that all my posts, even reblogs on my sideblog, would become inaccessible if I didnāt start reuploading on a backup account. So if you see a reupload of this post on there, thatās whatās going on. Once everythingās caught up, Iāll decide from there whether I want to make that my new main account or just let it go into hibernation. Anyway, enough disclaimers. Hereās how to abort a Salt Route:
Check the dumpster first. If you go to the right afterward, youāll discover that you were held up searching for so long that the traffic already cleared. The Queen is assumed to have gotten tired of waiting and drove on ahead, prompting another remark from Spamton about abandonment. You can now go left or right while the road is clear. You probably want to head in the direction of Spamtonās shop, but itāll be locked and some enemy encounters will be unavoidable. Krisās spare option will be missing and Spamtonās spare will be stuck on selecting Kris. Go right.
The split path youāre supposed to take with Noelle now spells DIALTONE. Spamton comments that without Kris, he would have had to keep hopping back and forth over the cones, leading him to muse about jumping through hoops just to get by and taking leaps of faith to make it [[BIG]]. Search the bottle game booths. You wonāt find his keys here, but heāll find the box Noelle tossed. Sheās continuing her side of the normal route ahead of you, which means the cheese will be gone when you get to the mouse puzzles and the Ambyulances were already encountered.
Head toward Queenās mansion. Spamton will remark that coming here wonāt get them far until he finds his keys. When he hears the Queen approaching, heāll put on Noelleās box. Queen will assume heās the same friend as before, only they perhaps helped themself to a dip in the pool. Since the Queen didnāt capture you, she caged Ralsei instead and now takes this moment to hire her trucie as a butler, so after a fade-out, Kris is suited up in the lobby and Spamton is still wearing the box. The Queen then leaves it up to the swatchlings in the mansion to train Kris. If you donāt obtain the box, Queen wonāt take him with you and heāll have returned to the dumpster, and checking will only make him talk about everyone leaving him behind.
Following a long, quiet pause after she leaves, Spamton will say he remembers where his keys are. Follow him into the anywhere door and go to the Trash Zone. Talking to idle swatchlings in the mansion may not engage them in a fight, but itās safer not to wander the halls before you can spare again. When you find Spamton outside his shop, he laughs at himself intermittently as he laments that he locked himself out (with Keygen locked inside) and that he just knew the [[spare]] wouldnāt work, at which point he will loop through a breakdown.Take the anywhere door to Cyber Field and visit Sweet Capān Cakes. Talk and select Keys to hire their service. Theyāll meet you back at Spamtonās shop to break in, and Spamton, hysterically overjoyed, will return the [[spare key]] he swiped from you. You can now spare again, and Spamton will offer you a [[Specil Deal]] as thanks, which will restore the Keygen quest.
This is the point where you can resume your pacifist run, but with a few other changes:
Krisās room in Queenās mansion has your name scratched out, with Ralsei inside. He and Susie are still in their cages, and whether you go into his room or Susieās first, theyāll ask you where youād been and why youāre in a suit. You can either reply that you and Queen are trucies or that she was out of cages. As you look around for a way to deactivate the cages, you are overwhelmed by the possibilities of what to type into the computer until you deploy Lancer. When he turns sickly, Ralsei tells the party right away whatās wrong. Susie tries rushing the party to the Fountain in response, but they run out of time before he petrifies in the same room as on a normal route. After this and the same conversation with Berdly, Susie prompts Kris to change out of the suit already.
The spotlight puzzles donāt activate until you backtrack with your party, but Ralsei is present to add his own comments this time. When Berdly confesses to being of average intelligence all along, Ralsei tries to console Berdly, but when he struggles with pep talk that Berdly will respond to, Susie interjects with the same Dragon Blazers analogy.
The Spamton Neo fight is now skippable... kind of. Spamton never got the chance to tell you to come alone this time, so Ralsei and Susie will follow you down into the basement. Susie will try to ask what the hell Kris had been up to without them that brings them down here. If you encountered Jevil in the Chapter 1 save file used for this run, sheāll add, āDonāt tell me you found another weirdo in a basement.ā Ralsei will try to reason that Kris must have a good reason, āright, Kris?ā When Spamton Neo jumps the party, his drop down separates Kris from the others, but Susie interjects to demand answers, warning that heāll have hell to pay if he lays a hand on Kris. Spamton Neo turns his attention toward her, finding it humorous that sheās offering him [[free vacation tickets]]. Seeing an opening, Kris, unprompted by the player, slashes at the strings. Spamton will be alarmed and offended at first that you made a move on him with his back turned, but heāll realize you didnāt actually strike him and it dawns on him what you were doing. From here, heāll urge you to cut the rest off and let you Act without attacking you on his turns. Deal Gone Wrong will continue to play instead of Big Shot as he continues to vent, spending his turns giving his version of the same story youāre told by the Addisons after this fight. If you Fight him, heāll get angry and start fighting back. When you make it to the last string, heāll add to his normal dialogue, āARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW??ā
In Spamtonās post-battle dialogue, after resigning that heās still a puppet, heāll add, āWell. No point in crying over spilled salt, I guess.ā
The Addisonsā telling will still be more forward about the events themselves, while Spamtonās telling will have been more about his feelings of abandonment, betrayal, dependence, personal worth and being wrapped around someoneās finger.
From here on, you should be back on track for a normal route.
Cardboard Angel by @beabigshot ! Wasnāt ready for so many feels this early in the morning. First time drawing the garbage boy, pretty pleased with how he turned out.
@beabigshot from Evil [tumblr] would feed spamton to birds!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Spamton!!š¤šŖāØš (tumblrsexyman)
This took me so long to finish but Iām very happy with the results!
Im doing this you all couldn't even imagine.
Edison: Hey guys. I hate to do this to you but I'm having a patch in my memory again. Okay so there's this guy right. He's a guy. He has hair. His name starts with 'g.' Grandma?
Bryce: ???
Edison: He appears on a screen.
Max: Describe the hair.
Edison: Wet. Near balding.
Bryce: Grandma joes???
Theora: Trader Joe's?
Edison: He's very wet...all of the time.
Bryce: WET??
Edison: Yes yes wet.
Max: Is he from something?
Edison: He's wet and I have a very specific image of him in my brain. He's a celebrity of sorts. He looks like that bitch from the movie where the guy kills people. Like he's so wet. His skin is a puddle in my mind's eye.
Theora: Like, wet with blood or sweat or water or what?
Edison: Liquid.
Max: That's so many th-things.
Edison: He has a name, I think? Sometimes he makes a funny noise. He's an actor, right. Grandma joes?
Bryce: Um...
Max: *picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining*
Edison: YES
Edison: Oh my God.
Theora: How...
Edison: I was thinking of John Cusack.
. . .
Edison: Hey guys great news. Guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time I drove headlong into a parking arm wasn't just a coincidence chances are I have aphasia thatās just been unchecked this whole time.