#bcb sam

There’s not nearly enough jazz on this playlist, but I’d recommend listening to some of the classics referenced in Sam’s route such as “Stolen Moments” and “Summertime” if you want songs that are to his taste. But for this playlist you’re stuck with me.

Fly Me to the Moon (Bayonetta Version)

Enchanted - Taylor Swift

Classic - MKTO

The Fragrance of Dark Coffee from Phoenix Wright

Shut Up and Dance with Me - Walk The Moon

Mr. Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan

Perfect - Ed Sheeran

Dancing with Our Hands Tied - Taylor Swift

Speechless - Dan+Shay

Lonely - Jonas Brothers, Diplo

Down for the Ride - Slaves

Firework - Katy Perry (specifically for that one bad ending--JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING)

Melody - Sigala

Sad Song - We the Kings

Neptune - Sleeping At Last

Lavender Haze - Taylor Swift

Sam and Jordan:

Lucy: and I’m the baby Lucy.

Lucy: And I’m Lucy, and I’m a child.

Jordan: I’m Naruto.

Jordan: I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson

Jordan: I’m Jordan.

Lucy: I’m your sweet baby Jesus sister, Lucy.

Lucy: I’m your sweet baby, Lucy.

Lucy: Uh, I’m Lucy, and, yeah, I’m just gonna, I don’t have shit to do.

Lucy: I’m your babiest sister Lucy FUCKING Carlyle.

Lucy: And I’m Lucy, the Emperor of Piss.

[Others laughing]

Sam: I’m your oldest brother, Sam- no wait

Sam: I’m Sam Junior.

Lucy: I’m your sweet-ASS sister Lucy.

Lucy: And I’m Lucy. Guys, what the fuck even is goin’ on anymore?

Lucy: And I am the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name.

Lucy, in a shaky voice: And I’m Pimbles, the- [laughing] and I’m Pimbles, the bread man.

Sam, continuing to chop for a few seconds before looking down at Lucy: tree stump murderer?

Lucy: yeah. I couldnt remember the word.

Sam: uhhhhh ok,,,,,

Jordan: *you hear a faint honk*

Sam: you're not allowed to be my bro anymore

(She lovebites him)

Sam: Sharp and pointy!…Soft and squish-

(She bites again)

Sam: ...Or you'll end up at McDonalds.

Lucy: We goin' to McDonalds if I don't do my work?