It's time for our FOURTH update and before we get to the juiciest drama Craphole Island has seen to date...congratulations are in order...
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WILEY FAMILY. I'm sorry I thought divorce was in your future. You proved me wrong. They wanted to name their kid Kaylee or Naomi, but I wanted to fit the theming so I suggested Trixie. Ms. Craft's sass is killing me though lol.
Let's check in with power couple Cadence and Tom next.
Oof. So Cadence wants to marry Tom, but he always seems to be "not getting along" with her even though they're always hanging out. But who knows, maybe they can overcome it?
In other news...Doug is officially the most eligible bachelor on the island. Three different ladies are in love with him!
I even gave him travel tickets and he took two of those three ladies with him. DOUG YOU PLAYA.
Two different ladies are also in love with Peter now, one of them being Sabrina!
I'm rooting for you, girly!
With all that done, we can now focus on today's main character: Finn.
THE GASP I GUSPED WHEN HE PRESENTED ME WITH THIS NEWS YESTERDAY. I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS FINE BUT NO. APPARENTLY NOT.
And though I consider myself the divine god of Craphole Island, I still like to let my miis exercise their free will. So while this game offers more control over the outcome than its predecessor, I prefer sitting back and letting fate play out. So I allowed Finn to follow his instincts. And I screamed at him the whole time.
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL MAN This is about to be her villain origin story. Anyways, Finn took the break up WAY harder than Adrienne and got all wrapped up in reflecting on their relationship.
Is this...supposed to imply she had a drinking problem? And DAMN you don't gotta be judging her for enjoying cake man, let the girl have a healthy appetite.
I was very annoyed with Finn and only saw fit to banish him.
How was Adrienne holding up during all of this? She was understandably sad, but then I brought James over to comfort her...
Finn who?? I love how you can see him sulking in the background as she blushes over her new man. I have heard that men take longer to get over breakups because they avoid dealing with their emotions.
I didn't feel Finn was properly punished enough because he poofed himself right out of jail so I turned his room into a jail instead, clothed him in rags, and fed him moldy bread.
Yes. Truly living his best life now. More pictures of Finn living his best life:
YOU BROKE UP WITH HER, DUDE!
Yeesh. I'm hoping to finally have a resolution to the Doug love triangle drama next time. Will that man ever make a move?! And will Cadence and Tom's relationship make it to the finish line?! One otome girlie already had her heart broken...is Cadence next?
I'll leave you with Alex talking to Cadence, Susie, and Felicity because no girls his age have sprites.
See you next time! And be sure to catch our livestream on our Steam page on Monday and Wednesday!!