#bb1 week 1

I am determined to capture all of the houseguests’ most embarrassing moments and Kyle is not immune. Unfortunately for our lovely audience, he manages to make it to the bathroom in the nick of time. I’m actually surprised that nobody has properly pissed themselves yet. I’m sure it’ll happen though! 

Over in the kitchen, I don’t think Hana is impressed with Sage’s choice of attire. She isn’t afraid to tell him the truth. No one wants to see all of that. Meanwhile JT and Clyde just want some food. They’re staying the hell away from that whole situation. 

Look at these guys just hanging out together by the bar on a lovely Wednesday afternoon? What outrageous story do you think Aron is telling and what are the odds that he’s completely full of shit? I don’t know if Sage and Kyle are into it, whereas Jun seems totally invested. Meanwhile, Zane is just casually peacing out of there. He’s had enough. 

Inside some of the girls are having a conversation of their own - a slightly more serious one than the boys’ by the looks of it. Aurora seems to be the orchestrator. Is she trying to get Ayla and Georgia to vote out someone? Are they forming an alliance? Hana is quick to notice this and she is determined to find out more... under the pretense of fixing the coffee machine of course! 

First we have the results of the skill challenge for the week. Remember, the houseguest with the lowest level will be the first nominee, while the houseguest with the highest level will be next week’s H.O.H. 

Sage reached 15% of level 3.

Payton reached 39% of level 2.

Aurora reached 16% of level 2.

Clyde reached 1% of level 2. 

Kassia reached 56% of level 1.

Hana reached 42% of level 1.

Georgia reached 39% of level 1. 

Melissa reached 31% of level 1.

Kyle reached 27% of level 1. 

Zane reached 10% of level 1.

JT reached 8% of level 1. 

Bianca had no wellness skill.

Ayla had no wellness skill.

Some sims think sleep is for the weak and choose to live off terrible coffee instead. Georgia, Sage, Ayla and Payton are wasting no time at all. While others are focusing on their general well-being, they’re doing as much socializing as possible. Do they realize the sim they’re supposed to be talking to isn’t even awake?

Upstairs in the space bedroom sims are beginning to wake up. While Melissa seems to want a nice chat - maybe even work out their differences - Hana is having absolutely none of it.

At least now we know who is giving Hana an angry moodlet. It’s all Melissa! 

It’s time for a workout! Is someone going to tell Ayla that she isn’t working on the right skill? No? Well, then...

I have no idea what’s happening in the kitchen but I’m intrigued. By the looks of it Kassia might’ve done or said something to annoy Kyle and JT? Perhaps they interrupted a private conversation between the two boys? Let’s call one of them over to the diary room and find out more

The flames start to get just a little out of control around the fire pit. Fortunately no one is singed this time around - or dead - but it does get pretty toasty. It also teaches Zane a valuable lesson. In this house, you always have to watch your back. Sometimes it’ll be a fire, other times it’ll be a knife. 

I realized rock climbing isn’t on the list of weekly skill challenges which is a little unfortunate. Is anyone going to tell Aurora that she’s wasting her time on an unnecessary skill or are we just going to watch her struggle? 

When you have fourteen sims running rampant all over the house, you’re going to get a lot of food everywhere.

So that good food would stop going to waste, Aron asked everyone to try keep from making anything new for breakfast. A few of the sims already awake agreed, and decided to eat together. Payton, Melissa and Ayla took that opportunity to chat a bit with the H.O.H. 

It looks like Kassia and Payton are just as flirty with each other this morning - and they don’t seem to mind who notices. It’s a dangerous game they’re playing. When Kassia was asked about their developing feelings, they had a few things to say.

I interrupt your regularly scheduled dose of Big Brother for something that may or may not be ten times better. 

So Georgia has had a really rough night and I can’t stop laughing!

The first time she passed out on the floor she was cleaning up the excessive amount of dirty dishes all over the house. The second time she almost made it to the bedroom. Afterward, instead of going the fuck to sleep she decided it’d be a good time to make some ice cream. The third time she was on her way to make said ice cream. 

Also, please take note of Hana, Kyle, Melissa and Bianca all just walking over her on their way to breakfast. She wants all four of them evicted now.