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usually i don’t take requests, but i’ve been craving fluff lately, soooo

//Thank you for the shout-out, that really means so much to me! That makes this ship fandom a total of at least 3 people. I’ve been wanting to retire this blog for a while now, and actually had drafted an archive/goodbye post that I intended to go up today, but… I don’t know. Maybe this blog could stay alive with your help of sending in headcanon questions.

But let me tell you, I LOVE babysitting Sophie headcanons! And I have a LOT of them. I really wished others had talked to Jamie more about Sophie (and interacted with a Sophie as well)…

At a very young age, Jamie quickly learned to be independent and help take care of Sophie while his mom isn’t present

Jamie and Cupcake weren’t exactly friends so as much as they were classmates prior to them meeting the Guardians, but afterwards they started hanging out together more. This is mainly due to the fact that both had single, working moms, which in turn allowed them to have a good amount of free time on their own

Since Jamie is usually looking after Sophie after school, Cupcake ends up at his house (a contributing fact of how Jamie and Cupcake starting hanging out more after the events of meeting the Guardians)

Sophie absolutely ADORES having Cupcake over. She highly encourages her mom to “hire” her to babysit her (despite Jamie already being available to watch over her), repeatedly asks Jamie on a daily basis if Cupcake is coming over

Cupcake eats all of the macaroni and cheese Jamie had made for dinner, so he has to use the emergency cash his mom left him to buy pizza for them, leaving him to wonder if she had ate the mac and cheese on purpose…

Sophie bribes Jamie into baking her and Cupcake sweets, like chocolate chip cookies. Jamie ends up doing all the baking by himself, as Sophie usually drags Cupcake off to watch princess movies together (their favorite is Tangled)

Much to Jamie’s minor annoyance, it’s probably better for Sophie not to help out with cooking, as the last time Sophie had tried to help him bake a cake, the entire kitchen got blanketed in flour; Sophie started wailing and his greyhound Abbey ate the fallen batter off the floor. Jamie called Cupcake to come over as back-up help

When Jamie entered in his teens and started crushing on Cupcake, tween Sophie would unapologetically tease him about it— “Jamie and Cupcake sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”

Sophie badgers Jamie about when he’s going to ask Cupcake out, followed up by how would he know that Cupcake is not interested in him if he hadn’t asked

Sophie would probably call Cupcake to come over to “babysit” her in an attempt to set Jamie and Cupcake up on an impromptu date, by putting on a movie and “disappearing” during the romantic part

Of course! Sorry for late reply ♥

Thanks for asking again!!! Hope you like it.

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When Roadhog and Zarya arrived to a café, the pink-haired girl ordered an ice cream with chocolate syrup while the man prefered a triple-chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup.

Zarya: It would be too much chocolate for just one day! 

She laughed.

Roadhog: Don’t talk nonsense, chocolate is never enogh!

Zarya: Good point!

They spent about three hours in that café with nothing more than the first ice-creams they ordered when they came in.

Zarya and Roadhog were talking about a lot of stupid things. Any of them wanted the conversation or the day to finish; but it was a little silence where they both did not what to say, what to do or how to act.

Roadhog was starting to feel nervous, so he decided to oreder the bill. Zarya felt a little sad, but she thought he wanted to go home and rest, so she did not say anything.

Infront of the door, before they went home; Zarya stopped.

Zarya: You know it is been three hours? The time passes fast when you are having a great time, right?

Roadhog: I guess… 

Zarya: We should have another date tomorrow or whenever we can!

Roadhog: …Date?

Zarya: Have a nice night!

The pink-haired girl went to the right side of the street, leaving Roadhog with any word comming out of his mouth but a lot of things in his mind he would like to say tomorrow to Zarya.

O-M-G! Thank you for the cute words ♥ ♥

It will be a pleasure to make Roadhog x Zarya, is the first time I think about this couple, hope you like my headcanon! :D

For all who read this, you can request me any couple you want ♥

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• The day Roadhog fell in love with Zarya was in a rest-day during the Overwatch missions.

He was in the gym with Junkrat, this one wanted to put a fake bomb in the treadmills and then wait and see how people reacts. 

It would be super funny!

But Roadhog was paying more attention to the girl near to them, Zarya, who was lifting weights in front of a mirror; then he saw his reflection in the same mirror. 

He was not enough for a woman like Zarya.

So, while Junkrat went to put the fake bomb, he went to the abs machine and started to do some.

Zarya: What are you doing here?

Roadhog: Excercise maybe? Lose weight would be-

Zarya: Shut up! Listen, you look incredibly fine just the way you are, little piggy!

Roadhog: … Really?

Zarya: Eh? Y-yes.

Zarya regretted of what she said, now would be annoying to go out of that situation, but suddenly, they both heard Tracer screaming and running behind Junkrat, saying a lot of cute words about him and his mother.

Zarya: Your friend is such an idiot.

Roadhog: I know… But he’s not a bad person, I guess.

They both laughed.

Zarya: Wanna go to eat an ice-cream?

Roadhog: Triple chocolate?