bathtimefunduck replied to your photoset “Social Media au 2007 Alex shrugged one shoulder, securing her bag...”
you NEVER have plans for more, you damn tease
that is a valid point
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bathtimefunduck replied to your photoset “Social Media au 2007 Alex shrugged one shoulder, securing her bag...”
you NEVER have plans for more, you damn tease
that is a valid point

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Poetry anon, I raise my offer from $5 to $5 and a box of homemade gingerbread cookies.
I’ll admit they’re damn good gingerbread ducks….
Though at this point, I think the mystery is part of the intrigue that makes it all so delightful! Who needs unmasking? It’s very Elena Ferrante if she wrote homoerotic poetry…
bathtimefunduck replied to your post “I was tagged by @inspectorboxer Rules: shuffle your music and write...”
I think it's cute you think I've purchased ten songs in the last five years to shuffle
lol I mean, @csquirrel27 used spotify or whatever I think. Put song names in a hat and pick them out at random?
@bathtimefunduck replied to your post: We have counties and townships in Canada
… so Virginia has all of those, but it’s also got counties, because it’s not actually a state. There’s four commonwealths in the US. Technically there’s only 46 states ��
what the fuck
Ok! I’m finally caught up with the s2 rewrite and I love it! I am so here for bi! Lucy and nb! Vasquez. Also, I don’t know who is the bigger Little Shit™️: Lucy in this series or @bathtimefunduck for the slow burn.

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One Sentence From A WIP
Tagged by @mrsluthordanvers (You little shit)
Post the last sentence you wrote in a WIP and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence
"Lena! If you do this, she will never forgive you."
"That's exactly why I need to. You know it too, I'm just the only one that can admit it, right?"
Okay that was more than one shhhh, this is so tropey my god
I'm only tagging 7 people because that's all I can think of offhand
(You guys don't have to do this or if you have already done it feel free to pass by)
@llucylane / @stennnn06 / @motorcyclegirlfriends / @daensas / @nevertobeships / @onefootone / @bathtimefunduck
lena luthor for the canon thing
Canon: Lena is 24 years old what the actual fuck CW writers I was nowhere near that accomplished at 24 what the hell make it more believable for Rao’s sake
Headcanon: Since we’re all apparently supposed to ascribe to the “Lionel is Lena’s biodad” theory Lena remakes L-Corp into an entirely green and eco-friendly company and completely excises all of the dark diseased remnants of Luthor/LexCorp and is AMAZING at being CEO okay I just want my poor amazing nerdchild to be recognized for how amazing she is in spite of her true Luthor heritage thus bringing the whole “recognized for more than my name” thing full circleÂ
fuck all of you its obviously true and canon and completely realistic idc
Heartcanon: Lena and Alex are SCIENCE BROS obviously and Alex/Lena/Winn become the science trio of DOOM and probably reverse-engineer a lightsaber or something equally ridiculous (velociraptors? probably velociraptors)
Soulcanon: LENA LUTHOR KNOWS KARA DANVERS IS SUPERGIRL (louder for those in the back) come the fuck on people she’s intelligent as hell I categorically refuse to believe she hasn’t figured it outÂ
Crotchcanon:Â Lena makes a move on Kara first and she is smoooth as hell okay bye nowÂ
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A - age:Â 33
B - biggest fear: Dying in the night and @weareallkosh realizing he’s been sleeping next to a corpse for several hours (and then him possibly being charged with my murder because I always jump to worst case scenarios.)
C - current time: 8:22 pm
D - drink you last had: water with some lime juice
E - every day starts with:Â Rolling over and going back to sleep after @weareallkosh wakes up.
F - favorite song:  When “Si Una Vez” comes on my playlist I listen to it five times before moving on to the next song.
G - ghosts, are they real: I say no in the daytime and then when I’m alone at night I’m convinced everything is haunted.
H - hometown:Â Kingsville, TX
I - in love with:Â @weareallkosh, @lurkz, pictures of very round animals.
J - jealous of: People with actual sound booths in their homes who don’t have to deal with upstairs neighbors yelling at their barking dogs while they try to record.
K - killed someone: Not intentionally to my knowledge.
L - last time you cried: I know I cried for the last half of Wonder Woman on Sunday.
M - middle name: Alissa
N - number of siblings: 1 younger sister
O - one wish: Cheeto Lord and his ilk out of office.
P - person you last called/texted: @lurkz
Q - questions you’re always asked: What does your tattoo say? (”Aure entaluva” from The Silmarillion--”Day shall come again.”)
R - reasons to smile:Â This video of cats doing stupid things. Such graceful creatures, poetry in motion.
S - song last sang: "Si Una Vez” when I went to link the video.
T - time you woke up: Which time?
U - underwear color:Â White with polka dots.
V - vacation destination:Â Dunno about any time soon. Ideally? Italy.
W - worst habit: Procrastinating.
X - x-rays you’ve had: Legs, feet, head, teeth, chest, shoulder, knee, neck... I think that’s it?
Y - your favorite food: Tamales and hamburgers.
Z - zodiac sign:Â Taurus
Your turn: @fuck-yeah-its-jeannie, @nikkiethefearless @inquisitorpsyduck @atalantapendrag