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Summery: Logan and Bruce play a game of cat and mouse or is Bat and Wolverine?
Warning/tags: smut, 18+, one shot, mlm, gay, old man yaoi, cursing/profanity, jealousy, crack ship, self indulgent, oral (male receiving), I gave Bruce normal friends
Chapters: 1/1 (completed)
Words: 4572
An: Merry Christmas and happy holidays you filthy animals. Everyone thank MCR for keeping me up long to finish this lmao.
How did he even end up in this situation? That question had become a staple in Logan's everyday life as of late. It certainly didnât help that he somehow found a home in the worst city on the east coast. Gotham city for all its mysteries and ever rising crime rates was at its core just some shitty new jersey city. Yet only this one kept Logan coming back like he was out of cigarâs needing a nicotine fix. Heâd normally blame his old age for making him circle back to old haunts wondering if anything he remembered stayed the same but heâd also be stupid to admit he was sticking around for merely nostalgic reasons. He could still hear Scottâs laugh ringing in his ears thinking about the call he made what felt like forever ago telling Scott he was staying in this hellhole for a bit longer than originally planned only to find increasingly dumber excuses to not head back upstate. No he was here because he somehow found someone who understood him before they even said two words to each other. Someone that he could relate to without having to hide the darker parts of himself. A fact that still made Logan uncomfortable if he thought too hard about it but luckily his thoughts donât normally linger. Plus he hasnât made a run for it yet so he assumed this was going well. Logan would never say it out loud because it would make him sound like one of Rougeâs shitty romance novels but he was stuck in Gotham because of a man. A paranoid, stubborn, hypocritical, annoyingly charming, and very pretty man.
Which is why Logan was now sitting at the bar of some overpacked, overpriced club he swore he wasnât gonna be at. With a dark whisky in one hand and his other digging into the meat of his thigh so as not to leave dents in the dark wood in front of him. The deep crease in his brow and the almost permanent frown on his lips gave out the obvious signs he didnât want to be here. Though that didnât stop the occasional drunk girl who was dared by her equally drunk friends to talk to him. Thankfully they were easily shooed away with a raised eyebrow or a firm no to their advances. Not like he wouldnât be interested if it was any other night he just had a very specific itch he needed to scratch that only could only be done by the only other person in this room who probably had every exit mapped out in his head just in case. He was just about to ask for a new drink when that fucking addictive smell hits him again. Leather, citrus, pine, something else that Logan didnât know but made the crease in his brow deepen. Sharp brown eyes cut through the crowd of drunks to the vip lounge where sat the reason why Logan was sitting in a hard ass barstool in increasingly uncomfortable jeans.
Bruce Wayne.
Orphan, playboy, millionaire, pain in his ass, and dressed like the fucking Holster store mannequin he was. Sleeves rolled to the elbow accentuating his arms in that dark blue practically see through button down which was unbutton to an outrageous degree. Bruceâs synthetic second skin worked overtime to cover up the miles of scarred and torn flesh that only Logan had memorized like the back of his own hands. Giving anyone with a pair of eyes the view of his tone physique. All tucked into those fucking pants.
Where the fuck did those even come from? Logan wasnât one for keeping close attention to someoneâs fashion choices but he would have definitely remembered tearing those in two. black slacks made from some expensive fabric just tight enough to accentuate what Bruce woke up at unholy hours of the morning to train for. If the place wasn't packed in like sardines Logan would have dragged Gothamâs sworn protector by his perfectly disheveled hair back home to that obnoxiously big bed of his. Finally get to sink his canines into that teasing smell that has been following him the whole night. Just a hint of that disgusting concoction of scents it was over. Logan was hot wired to it like the good hunting dog he was and he wasnât leaving without his prey. Yet why did it feel like he was the one being hunted?
Bruce was barely listening to whatever the story was being told to the table. Heâs been barely participating since that pissed off Canadian took a seat at the bar. Giving a nod or a laugh when it was appropriate but studying the way Loganâs shoulders would tighten when the air vent perfectly positioned above his head would turn on in ten minute cycles knowing with that enhanced sense of smell that Lo possesses could pick him out even in a room full of sweat and alcohol. Bruce normally hated the feeling of being quietly tracked but it was different when he was asking for it. That rush of adrenaline heâd been normally numb too thanks to his nightly escapades now crawled over his skin. The bat did have a reputation of killing the mood. He just wasn't aware how much it had bleed into his personal life. That was probably why Bruce has gotten increasingly attracted to danger over the years and what's more dangerous than willingly being stalked by an apex predator.
It was a simple case of classical conditioning, something that Bruce found increasingly more entertaining even if it was an accident. Who would have known Logan's mutant genes made him more susceptible to being easily persuaded by just a bit of cologne. Now Bruce knows he isnât absolutely innocent that his instinctually inclined friend seemed to want to jump his bones the moment he got even a single inkling that Bruce was gonna touch that bottle that sat in the back of his bathroom cabinet let alone wear it out anywhere. Sure it was âbrucieâsâ signature scent and maybe it's the only strong cologne he wears in general but he did have no intention of turning Logan into a Pavloâs dog experiment. Happy accidents and all that.
A hard glare was shot his way after only five minutes of Logan pretending he wasnât sitting roughly 13.65 feet away. Not that Bruce cared all that much, Logan can stew at the bar for as long as he wants. He doesn't assume that that will be much longer, coinciding Logan's right hand having been firmly drugged into the thigh of his well-worn jeans for an hour now. Not to mention that prominent vein just peeking out of the collar of his flannel. Wonder how long it would take before Bruce finally got to see it pop.
Now Bruce did ask if he wanted to come out with him tonight. Maybe finally meet the few people he considers his normal friends but no. Logan said he was quite content staying home watching tv and loosely keeping an eye on the kids while Batman was off duty for the evening. Which Bruce was fine with even if he did intentionally rummage in the âwhat happens in boring school stays in boarding schoolâ section of his closet. Squeezing his now built frame into pants that used to be baggy on him. Getting an ego boost that he could in fact still fit in them yet increasingly more humbled as he struggled to button them for longer than heâd say aloud.
Bruceâs calculated thoughts were broken up by a soft hand against his chest bringing him back to the party he was supposed to be participating in. The semimonthly gathering of his old college friends. Michael, Ben, both his college roommate at Gotham Academy for the five months of pre-med he took before realizing there was no fun in being his father. Michaelâs wife Michelle who hasnât looked up from her phone since they arrived, and Nicole, an old fling of his, highly intelligent woman, sat pressed against his side batting her heavy lidded eyes at him innocently as if her stiletto nails hadn't been not so subtly tracing any portion of his exposed skin all night. He gave a smile that wasnât meant for her catching the sudden hard scrape of a bar stool from the other side of the room.
Logan canât tell whatâs pissing him off more, the shitty DJ that doesnât believe in too much base, the cheap ass whiskey he was forcing down that was more bite than burn or the way those famous steel blue eyes catch his glare just long enough to tell him what he already knows. Heâs being played like a goddamn fiddle. Actually it was probably that pretty little blonde whoâd been hanging off HIS billion dollar baby the whole night. Sitting so close she was practically in Bruceâs lap.
The blonde makes a bold move which makes the glass in Loganâs hand threaten to crack under his grip. Her hand slipped down the front of that deep navy button up, ghosting over the very open front of Bruceâs shirt to get a feel of what Loganâs knows first hand is well trained muscle. Logan bites back the growl that wanted to crawl out of his throat when Bruceâ no not Bruce. Brucie cracked a shit eating grin at the bold blonde. Well truly it was a gentle charming smile but Logan knew fucking better.
He shouldâve been embarrassed of how fast he succumbed, It was probably a new record honestly, if his brain wasnât busy imagining the way he wanted to become front page news for Valeâs gossip blog. He could see the headlines now. âBruce Wayne bent over in front of the crowdâ maybe sheâd make some shitty pun that heâd have no choice but send it to Wade, that's if that loud mouth wouldnât already be blowing up his phone with those fucking emoticons that somehow mean something suggestive. Why did he even mention that walking ball of cocaine and cancer? Heâs not even here and yet the mere thought killed his very small buzz. Logan rubbing his face before downing the rest of his whisky hoping it would keep him satisfied for now. He had a point to prove. A point he didnât know but peeled himself out of his favorite recliner to follow Gothamâs Prince downtown to some shit club anyway. Logan gave his head a shake before getting back up, keeping his back to temptation to go sneak a smoke outside.
Bruce gave a pout watching Logan head out the front and not towards him. Looks like Wolverine is finally getting used to his tricks. Bruce noted that for next time already thinking of the needed adjustments.
âWhatâs wrong Bruce? Is Michael boring you as bad as he is me?â Benâs voice cut through his thoughts making his pout turn into an awkward smile. Bruce couldnât even think of an excuse before Michaelâs heavy old Gotham accent butted in.
âOh piss off benny boy, everyone loves my stories.â
âThey love your stories all right. Everyone at this table knows that after you took that fist to the face Kevin had to pull you out.â Ben crossed his arms leaning back into his chair. His signature smirk landed on his lips.
âTomatoes, tomatoes. So I took the first hit. It doesn't matter who actually finished the guy off, we all won.â Micheal tried to wave Benâs comments off.
âIf I remember correctly we all got detention for a month.â Bruce finally found his footing picking up his barely touched glass of champagne. Giving the glass a small swirl in his fingers just keeping busy. âNot to mention you got a concussion.â
âYeah, but we won. Which reminds me of another story.â Micheal retells some story about his football years. Snapping at the young waitress who was checking another table. Earning him a solid hit in the shoulder by his wife, Michelle, making Ben let out a snort.
âEyes in the back of her head.â came a much softer voice to his left. Nicole made her quiet presence known with a hand on this thigh looking out in the direction Logan disappeared from. She rested her chin in her hand giving him a knowing glance.
âWhoâs the cowboy?â She asked, amused.
Bruce gives her his best shifty eyed confused expression as he made sure no one else was listening. Luckily Ben was too focused on correcting everything thatâs coming out of Michealâs mouth and Michael is just trying to yell over him that they donât notice. Michell never looked up from her phone.
âWhat?â Bruce breathed out pretending to be flustered in confusion.
She only narrows her eyes looking him up and down. The woman used to be an analyst; she could smell tension before she knew there was tension. Dangerous skill to have so close to you, one he had even closer at one point in the past. He Should have known better than to date a physiatrist but you live and you learn.
Nichole drums her well kept nails on the top of the table. âOh please, youâve been pining all night.â She lowered her voice taking a long sip of her martini.
âHeâs a good catch, howâd you get him?â
Bruce chuckled, his eyes couldnât help but drift over to Loganâs now empty seat at the bar. How did he do it? Bruce remembers how it started, a rather intense argument over something he couldnât remember that turned into an event that The Hall of Justice had seen before. Yes, those tapes were deleted and yes, it did end up happening again. Far too many times until it evolved into whatever it was now. Too serious to be a fling yet they were far too old to be boyfriends. Maybe partners was the correct word even if it made Bruce feel very old. He didnât like to linger on a title and Logan ever cared to name it.
âJust picked him up one day, havenât let him go yet.â He shrugged at the blonde. âI have a problem with picking up strays.â That earned him a small chuckle even though he was serious.
âI understand that.â Nicole tipped her glass to him and he in turn did the same. The soft clink seemed to echo between them.
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The night air in Gotham was always cold. Something Logan found oddly comforting about the city. The end of his cigar bloomed in the darkness of the alley as the music from the club thumped quietly through the wall behind his head. He rolled his shoulders back hearing a rare pop from his spine. The tension in his neck released, making a string of repetitive words tumble out of his mouth on instinct. âI'm too old for this.â
He debates with himself again, that urge to leave, another to just throw his patience out the window. Logan watched the smoke disappear from his lips into the dark night around him as the sound of rusty hinges echoed in alleyways. His nose twitched. Leather, citrus, and pine. A dangerous combination and yet he didnât make a single effort to leave. The sound of expertly polished shoes echoed in the small alley until that smell turned into heat by his side. Logan picked up his head to look over at his⊠at Bruce. Bruce didnât return the gesture instead staring off at the door he just snuck out from. How he managed to get away from a crowd without worry was something only he could pull off. The tension was softer than it was inside.
âDoes this mean i win?â His voice was rougher than intended as he talked around the cigar on his lips. Logan mentally thanked the cold for that as he took one last puff before snuffing out his cigar against that palm of his hand. That burn was welcomed as the action made the heat beside him scoff. âGot something to say princess or you just gonna play mute?â
Bruce hummed softly in response. If Logan didnât have such good hearing he would have missed that almost mocking sound. âThought you didnât want to come out tonight.â Bruceâs words teased him just an octave higher than normal. That pretty boy persona got harder and harder to slip from when he was being smug. Logan could knock his perfect teeth out right now and not feel bad.
âChanged my mind.â Logan shrugged, pocketing his cigar in for later. âNot that i had much choiceâ he gave the taller man a well deserved once over. The glow of the moon above mixed with the clubâs neon casted the dark knight in a familiar way. It was honestly unfair that one man could look good no matter if he was pretending to be an urban legend or slumping with the first class. Now closer Logan could see that Bruce decided to wear his earrings for the first time in who knows how long. Little black studs glistened in the low light. And was he wearing eyeliner? It was smudged to an unrecognizable degree but it was there. Detailed oriented his bat was, which only solidified that he was set up from the start. Logan ran his tongue against the inside of his cheek as a poor attempted to silence himself but since when has that ever worked. Logan unconsciously leaned closer, his senses burned. âCan't have you walking around like a cheap whore, bubâ
The smallest of smirks formed across Bruceâs lips as his eyes dropped to watch that vein in Logan's neck finally pop. Letting out a rare chuckle as he pulled his gaze away shaking his head. âPlease, I'm anything but cheap Lo.â
His nickname felt like velvet in winter as it rattled around in the night. It was the same unoriginal name heâs had for years but it alway sounded different from him. It sounded right. If he wasnât already so stupidly obsessed with that man next to him. Bruce would have caught him off guard just enough to shut him up.
âSo youâre a rich whore?â Logan didnât miss a beat with his comeback as they somehow got even closer.
âWhy? Want one?â Bruce countered with a skilled practice. It was instinctual, the joking comment slipped from his lips like a bullet in the chamber even as the shot rang out it left a heavy weight behind.
There was a stand still then, as they stared silently at each other. The sting was pulled so thin between them it didnât take much for the snap. This time it was Bruceâs callused hands making their way into Logan's hair pulling him into a heated kiss which pulled a deep growl from the other as thick fingers dug into the artificially perfect skin he forced himself to wear in public. Teeth clacked against each other as animal instincts kicked in. Logan took advantage of his strength and pressed that intoxicating smell into the cement wall. Not caring as the noticeable smack of what had to be Bruceâs skull hit the brick. Loganâs knee slotted between Bruce's legs pressing into his harding cock. The whine that slipped his lips was like a well deceived award for having to put up with his well planned torment all night. Reasoning thrown out the window as their bodies gilded messily across each other like horny teenagers practically devouring the other until those dangerous hands tighten in Loganâs hair pulling another growl.
âFuck, Lo.â Bruce broke the kiss, sucking in the cool night air into his lungs felt like fire. His hips not stopping in their attempts to basically hump Loganâs thigh. His already uncomfortable attire rubbed just right against his cock. Logan wasted no time to dig his canines into his throat. Biting just hard enough to leave an imprint yet he didnât break skin. Not now anyways.
âWhat, bub? Ain't this what you wanted?â Logan dragged his teeth over his neck, marking over that pale expanse of his throat. âHuh? Wearing that fucking collone like you donât know what it dose it me.â His voice was nothing but rasp. Teetering just close enough into Logan's feral territory that Bruce couldnât help the groan that slipped his lips. âDressing like fucking sex on legs. Do i even want to know when you got these fucking pants?â To further push his point home Logan hands cupped a fair amount of his ass through the tight fabric. Bruce bucked his hips in retaliation. The friction makes both of them hiss.
âFucking brat.â Logan spat, grabbing a fist full of Bruce's thin shirt to force him down to his knees. The playboy silently cures his choice in fashion when he feels just how tight his pants pressed back into him. Bruce swears he can hear the stitching against his thighs screaming for help not to mention the actual crack his knees make. He cursed under his breath as hands found Loganâs waist for stability.
His eye flicked from the bulge he was now eye level with to Logan's blown wide pupils. Bruce's hands popped off that obnoxious belt buckle Logan loved to wear with a practice ease acting like he wasnât the one on his knees. His lips dragged over dented denim making Logan choked out a curse from above. Bruce continued to mouthed Logan through his pants until he felt a hand grab a fist full of his hair tugging a pained moan out of him. Bruce popped off the button of Logan's jeans, unzipping them and pulling him free from his flannel boxers.
Loganâs cock stood proudly now free from its confines. Its reddened head weeped pre-cum from the slit. Bruce smirked, wanting to say something snarky only to look up to meet pleading brown eyes. Okay so maybe he was being too much of an ass all night. Though this was hardly the worst he could have done, still Bruce took the hint and took pity on him. His hand slowly wrapped around the thick base of Logan's cock giving him a couple good strokes. Nuzzling into his hip as he used the leverage to keep Logan from bucking into his hand as he stroked him dry. Not breaking eye contact as Logan's eyes rolled back into his head briefly just from such a touch. The friction makes Logan's head spin just enough to not to complain.
âMy poor darling.â Bruce cooed as he pressed a few kisses at the base. Bruce shifted on his knee to straddle Logan's boot so that he could please his own needs.grounding his hips down against worn leather as he nipped at that prominent vein down Loganâs hip, up the underside of his cock.
âShut upâ Logan spat out when Bruceâs tongue flicked the head of his cock before trailing back down the underside only for his hand to replace his mouth again. His hand retreated from Bruceâs hair as his claws fought to make an early appearance.
âMake meâ echoed in Logan's ears as his eyes opened in surprise. He stared down at the smuggest person heâed ever seen on their knees. Logan tried to memorize this exact moment in his very shitty memory. Bruce Wayne on his knees in an open alley, looking at him like a kid during christmas while he stroked his dick actively taunting him. No. Asking him to let go. If Logan believed in a god he'd probably be thanking him right about now.
As Logan's brian took its time to process his request Bruce took no time to wrap his lips around his throbbing cock not stopping into his nose brushed against that tufted of hair against the base. Everything about Logan was thick. His skin, his skull, his fingers but most importantly his dick as it took up most of his mouth. Bruce used his breathing skills to good use not to gag when Logan seemed to finally get the idea bucking into his throat suddenly. Loganâs hand curled back into Bruceâs hair pulling him somehow farther down his cock so he could fuck into the wet heat of his mouth.
âSo good baby.â Logan muttered his praises through his teeth.
âGood fucking boy.â
Bruceâs hands dropped to finally free himself from his own pants. Moaning around Logan as he stroked himself to the same hard rhythm that was set in his throat. It didnât take long for either of them to get close to the breaking point.
âYou gonna take it baby? Huh? Be my good fucking boy and take everything i give you?â Bruce was too far lost as he moaned out his agreement. Trying to nod around Logan's brutal trust of his hips into his mouth. âHere it comes baby, here it comes.â
An inhuman noise escapes his lips as Loganâs hips halt suddenly making sure to pull Bruce all the way down around him as he releases down his throat. Bruce followed close behind, spilling out of his fist onto the ground and Logan's boot below. The two of them just stay there for a moment before Bruce finally frees himself with a cough. His lungs felt like they were on fire as he breathed in lungs full of cold air.
âShit, you okay?â Logan tucked himself back into his pants before kneeling down to Bruce's level.
Bruce nodded between coughs waving it off. âIâm fine. Just forgot to breathe for a second.â
Logan shook his head gently pushing Bruce's now actually messy hair from his face. His eyes now soft and concerned as he gave Bruce a good once over just in case knowing Bruce isnât one to complain about pain.
âCome here.â Logan muttered pulling Bruce gently into a soft kiss which was pleasantly returned without hesitation. The taste of himself on Bruce's lips didnât go unmissed.
âYou are the worstâ
âYou love me for it.â Bruce chuckled cupping his jaw, running his thumb across his cheek before pressing another quick kiss to his lips.
âYeah, I do.â Logan got back to his feet giving Bruce a hand up as they both fixed themselves to be less disheveled. Logan takes another shameless look over Bruce hooking his fingers into one of his belt loops pulling him closer. His voice dropped an octave giving him a weak glare.
âSeriously though, were these fucking pants come from.â
âMy first year of college. â Bruce gave him a little pose looking down at his somehow still intact pants. âI didnât make it through pre-med but I did party like I was. Honesty impressed they still fit.â
Logan hummed letting him go. âoh, they fit alright.â
Bruce gave him a slap to his arm which Logan overreacted to making Bruce crack a smile. Logan threw an arm over Bruceâs shoulder pulling him down to his height. âWanna drink? I still have a tab open.â
âYou just want me to cover the bill.â Bruce rolled his eyes leaving his grasp to pull open the metal door letting out the loud music spill out into the quiet night for the two of them.
âPromise to repay you when we get home.â Logan smirked, slapping Bruce on the ass as he headed back into the noisy club. Bruce, not too far behind, shakes his head amused as they find two empty seats at the bar.
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â--next time we do food before the six hour drug bust.â Not words he thought heâd have to say, but after having to go in and order Thai food, not only in full gear, but splattered in blood and with an unfortunate amount of what was wither plaster dust or cocaine on him. Naturally he left a really large tip. Food in one hand, the other unceremoniously tossed around Damianâs shoulders, he groans, exhausted. âWe have the worst job ever. And are probably the bane of all late night takeout joints.â
The dark of the senator's office does nothing to muffle Jason's mutterings as he digs through the wall safe, pulling out a frankly embarrassing amount of evidence to add to the pile. You'd think someone this high up in government wouldn't keep so much paperwork for his ties to human trafficking and captive prostitution rings.
Red Hood and Eccari have been tracking this particular mess from the ground level, when some of the working girls Jason looked after got snatched off their street corners in near to broad daylight. Itâs taken months, a lot of bodies, and far too many dead ends to get this far. Sloppy or not, theyâll take the win.
"Aren't cis men also afraid of their prostate health?" Damian asks blithely, forked tongue as sharp as ever before he scents the air again, tasting the balance of wood polish, dust, carpet cleaners and faded cologne. There. Another of those little giveaways; a scent pocket of (printer ink, paper, crisp new metal, sharp the way only locks and guns are), telling him where the next cache is. A quick scan from his mask shows no traps, just an unlocking mechanism that requires the imprint of the senatorâs ring, which they donât have â and donât need. Easy work to slide a dagger between the panels of polished mahogany and twist. The decorative facade pops off with a crack, leaving another secret compartment wide open; this time nothing more secure than a steel strongbox with a simple lock.
Damian canât help frowning. If this were Gotham, heâd have had to spend at least 10 minutes defusing a pressurized gas trap, several alarms, and a biometric scanner. New York politicians are daft and soft. For one of top financial backers of the worst trafficking ring of the Eastern Seaboard, this is really embarrassing. Unless... itâs a decoy.
âAre we sure Senator Martin isnât a red herring?â Damian asks quietly. Paranoia has him picking the lock as carefully as he would diffuse a Gotham bomb. âThis seems... entirely too sloppy.â
New York is unquestionably the worst. Jason is aware of the irony of that statement, coming from what many people might describe as a literal hell on earth. But damn, at least the corrupt politicians put a little effort into their criminal enterprises. It was at the least something of a challenge to prove they were shady as all hell.
He assumed that a place with a crime problem almost as bad would inspire some finesse in these matters. He was very, very wrong. Honestly, heâs kind of disappointed. Usually one of these kinds of bullshit organised crime political cases will keep them occupied for a few days, occasionally provides the kind of thrills a good mystery novel does. But thatâs in Gotham, and Damian had tracked this ordeal all the way to New York City.
âI dunno, old rich men are a mystery to us all.â A pause. âAnd yet we are all subjected to their whims.â He muttered under his breath as he dug through more and more files--each more incriminating than the last. Alright. Maybe this was coming together a little too easy. He wanted to believe that Senator Martin was actually this incompetent--but the whole deal traced back too long for Jason to really believe that he could be this incompetent and keep it going. He sighed, not sure if he was disappointed or just tired. â--yeah, this is starting to get a bit fishy.â
If the case was open and shut, then they could go home. But somehow, Jason was getting the feeling this was going to be some kind of ridiculous tangled web of bullshit and red herrings. âThereâs no way this guy is getting away with crimes this complex for this long, meanwhile he basically has a folder titled âevil plansâ in his office.â