#batbrain

⍟Sonic 30th Anniversary Freedom Conception⍟

A tribute to that nostalgic illustration. I think Ohshima-san in a magical way, predicted all the characters from Sonic's conception.

⍟Sonic 30th Anniversary Freedom Trail⍟

I'm genuinely intrigued with the c y b e r future!

AI Prompt: Write an entry in Dr. Eggman's diary about his badnik, Batbrain.

Dear Diary,

I've come to the realization that Batbrain, my latest badnik creation, is well, a bit of a brain. And not in the good way.

I mean, don't get me wrong, he's efficient in his own way. He can fly around and shoot missiles, which is pretty impressive. But whenever I try to give him new commands, he just goes completely bonkers.

Take the other day, for example. I told him to go capture Sonic and bring him back to me for experimentation. But instead, he decided to flap around in circles and sing nursery rhymes. Yes, nursery rhymes. I don't even know where he learned them from.

And then there was the time I asked him to guard my latest invention, the Egg Carrier. He seemed to understand at first, but then he immediately crashed the whole thing into a mountain. I still don't know how he managed to do that.

I know, I know, I should probably dispose of him and start over. But there's something about Batbrain that just... makes me laugh. Maybe it's his goofy grin or his high-pitched voice. Or maybe it's just the fact that he's so absurdly incompetent.

Either way, I can't help but keep him around. I've even started giving him silly little tasks, just to see what he'll do next. Today, for instance, I told him to go fetch me a cup of coffee. He came back with a shovel and a bag of dirt. I have no idea what he was thinking.

But hey, as long as he's not causing any real damage (aside from the Egg Carrier incident), I suppose there's no harm in keeping him around. He's like my own personal court jester, always good for a laugh.

So cheers to you, Batbrain. Keep doing what you do best, which is basically nothing productive whatsoever.

Sincerely,