#basicstuff

I just finished that list I mentioned, and I have quite a few things to write about, so here we go with the first one, basic info about me. Just a warning, this post, along with my life in a nutshell one and maybe a few others, will probably be several paragraphs long. I’m not going to add TL;DR sections. You can take your time, speed read, or stop reading this altogether.

Since the first thing people notice about you in person is your gender or sex (or perceived sex, if you successfully pass as the opposite sex and are pretty androgynous), I’ll start there. I’m biologically a female. However, I don’t feel quite comfortable with my sex-appropriate chest, so I suppose I might be considered transgender. I don’t know. I try not to worry about my gender identity so much: either my label doesn’t feel quite right or I feel like I’ll be perceived as a “special snowflake”, neither of which I’m very okay with, so I just try to not think about it. If you’re the type that’s more into the spectrum type of gender stuff, I guess I’m a masculine neutral, since I don’t think of myself as having a gender but enjoy things deemed masculine. Off topic, but remember when I said I have a hard time keeping things short? You see what I mean now? If the issue of pronouns comes up regarding me, they/them or he/him is fine. If you want to complain about how they/them is grammatically incorrect, just use he/him. I usually use they/them in reference to myself in casual, anonymous online speak, though, so consider this your warning.

I’ve just recently turned 18, and have so far used this new number to legally access a sex toy site. I know, pretty hardcore stuff. For someone who’s been looking at porn since they were nine (unlimited computer access, summer vacation, and an exhausted father that slept heavily probably had something to do with that), I feel like I should be giving some sort of sappy speech about how I’d like to thank my family for carrying me to this ripe age, tears streaking down my cheeks one by one. Why this action feels appropriate, I don’t know. It just does. Work with me here.

I currently go to high school. You don’t get to know which one. It’s incredibly tiny, though. The Senior class has less than 20 students. Pretty much every other class, kindergarten to 12th grade, has 10-20 kids, approximately. The town population is somewhere around 1,000, so there’s that too. Oh yeah, you don’t get to know where I live, either. That also has to do with why I’m not sharing my name here.

Since it seems to me that several members of this site are obsessed with “privilege” and “minorities”, I’ll probably eventually be asked about my own skin color, sexual orientation, and other such things. I might as well describe them and other similar traits here. I have pale peachy pink skin, which tends to resemble marble a bit when I get cold and turns a weird shade of gray when my foot or hand goes numb. It also turns bright pinkish red when inflamed, swollen, or when its blood vessels are otherwise filled with blood. When injured, bruises are usually a bluish purple but can also be a grayish green. It’s kinda weird how the labels for skin color (eg. white, black, yellow) are really, really exaggerated in the majority of cases. Most everyone’s some shade of pinkish or brown.

Regarding my sexuality, I am sure in saying that I’m bisexual. If you’re the type that is extremely technical when it comes to gender (eg. you categorize intersex people as a separate biological sex), I’m pansexual. However, although I currently haven’t had any real experience with them as far as sex is concerned, I find myself preferring males over females. This may be due to my only ex, a female, as well as other females I know being complete bitches*, I don’t know. The romantic counterpart for my sexuality is also true, though that’s likely definitely due to my ex and other irritating women. My gender and was already discussed, so I think I’m done with that.

*I feel it's a good time to mention that I'm known for being able to curse like a sailor. Consider this your warning for language on this blog. If I'm talking directly to someone that hasn't used cursing in their speech before, I'll automatically exclude that from my vocabulary, but the moment they reveal they cuss, I'm on that shit. In my normal posts, I might cuss. There's no guarantee that I will and no guarantee that I won't, though.