2/11/18
Sorry to leave you all hanginā for so long, but Iām back and more beat up and broken than ever. Maybe not quite that, but Iām hurtin. My ass wiped out on my bike the other night on my way to work. Thereās some pretty good GoPro footage of it. Can we add that, boss? Should I send you the file? Upload it to basecamp? Well figure it out (content warning, I do say a swear after I hit the ground). Anyway, my right arm is pretty useless, which makes some things difficult. If anyone wants to shovel for me, get at me. I can pay you in US Dollars, Bananacoin, and shout-outs on this blog. Heads up, though, I live on a corner. Thereās a lot of sidewalk. Like a lot of sidewalk.
I walked to work today since the roads are shit and my body is broken. Weāve got Joe Biden tonight. Heās on a book tour much like Crooked Hillary was, but I have a hard time differentiating the real Joe Biden with the Onionās depiction of Joe Biden. I havenāt seen him yet, but I imagine heās going to roll up in a Lincoln Continental or something like that, road soda in hand, clouds of reefer smoke billowing out, with a trunk full of his books. Any minute now heāll get here. I tried to make my trip to the mall a quick one, so I wouldnāt miss Uncle Joeās arrival. I got stuck behind a family with like 5 kids on the escalator from the ground level of the mall up to the 2nd level. They then got on the escalator to the 3rd floor food court. I knew I for sure didnāt want to get stuck behind them in line at Qdoba, so I booked it to the stairs swiftly and got in line before they had even decided which of the four eateries they wanted to munch. Ā
The Matriarch was working today, and she made my burrito fast and pretty good. Lots of rice. Rice is good. Good scoop of black beans, followed by a less good scoop of pintos. I got the very last scraps of the veggies today, which were all red bell peppers. I wonāt complain about too much red pepper ever. Who would complain about that? Itās just weird to see only one color in that pan and have that color be red. The serving of guacamole was generous, and it was spread around well. I think it should go without saying that the Matriarch knows how to wrap a burrito pretty damn well, and thatās what she did. I burned up the last of my points today. Iām going to need to start buying burritos again. The free streak has come to an end.
Before I leave, I want to remind everyone that the Democrats and the Republicans are hardly different from one another, and itās in the interest of the ruling elite to have us believe that these 2 parties, Center-right and Right-ass-right are our only two choices. None of them really give a shit about you. Iām not saying go vote Green or whatever. Electoral politics are not the way. Iām saying that the only hope lies in the organization of the working class. Labor creates all wealth. The capitalist class needs you, you donāt need them. Blah blah blah. Go read some theory. Iāve got to get back to work.









