Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
- Who is the big spoon? this is canonically dory.
- Who initiates sexts? dory. she loves how flustered it makes LC.
- Who is the better cook? LC has the better cook, but he is surprisingly well acquainted with the kitchen himself. he refuses to let dory eat any more hot pockets.
- Who always suggests pizza? dory
- Who hogs all the hot water? ummmm have you seen LC’s luxurious locks? that takes a lot of deep conditioning.
- Who initiates hand holding? LC. he’s such a sap. dory secretely loves it. LC thinks it’s cute that she pretends she doesn’t.
- Who is the first to apologize? LC. even when he knows he’s right.
- Who gets drunk and wants to declare their love? well this is canonically dory too lol
- Who is the worst when they’re sick? neither of them get sick but they both love to dote on each other.
- Who cries over romcoms? neither of them cry, but LC does enjoy them more. or, at least he’s more tolerant of them.
- Who insists they don’t need directions? they’re both lost all the time because PRIDE
- Who screams when they see a spider? neither
- Who has their partner as their phone background? LC has a really cute selfie of the two of them in a sweetly romantic moment, and dory has a slightly NSFW picture she snapped of a naked LC sleeping on his stomach. she loves dat booty.
- What do they argue about the most? LC is always trying to get dory to chill, with little to no success.
- Who gets the most jealous? LC!!!
- Who is the most competitive? they both have a competitive streak, but dory definitely takes this one.
- Who never remembers to hang up their towel? DORY. she thinks it’s cute that LC gets all huffy about it.
- Who is the grumpier one in the morning? LC has learned to either have breakfast and coffee at the ready, or to wake her up in more…pleasant ways.