#bartise

Alexa and Brennon

Her dad is not playing with him.

LMAO He brought out the knives!! I love her dad. Duper protective but super supportive. Plus he’s playful.

Oh wow they really live on a farm.

LMAO Alexa is really putting it out there. I love her.

Matt and Colleen

Damn his mom ran to her.

Yeah Colleen you sound like it’s superficial.

His mom sees the happiness but wants to be sure because she knows what he’s been through.

His mom is so sweet.

Girl, tell the whole truth. Not just what you want Zanab to hear.

Okay. That phone call was clearly for the cameras.

SK and Raven

She got so loud when she saw them. That was the most animated I’ve ever seen her.

Damn her friends ain’t playing.

They like him as a person, but they don’t like them together.

Zanab and Cole

Cole that is disgusting. Being a boy is no reason to be nasty. It would be one thing if there’s was just clothes everywhere but no the bathroom is GROSS. How do you live like that?

That’s not a little messy sometimes. A toilet does not get like that from being a little messy. It gets like that from being nasty.

I feel so bad for Cole.

I mean I see both sides. They had talked about it so he thought it was over. I see that. BUT he knew the whole time, the extent of what was said and assumed she did as well. Only she was now given new information which, plausibly, changes her stance.

However, I do feel like Zanab is self sabotaging a little.

Nancy and Bartise

His voice is really annoying to me. I don’t know if it’s cause he talks so much and I’m tired of hearing it, or if it’s because I don’t really like him.

Can he let this woman speak?

Hell I’m skeptical. I’ve been skeptical.

Bartise is such an ass.

She made the conversation move from “respectful, closing a chapter as friends” to “discussing your current relationship with your ex”.

I think she’s had too many drinks. I think Bartise has had too many drinks.

Except it kinda sounds like you’re looking for perfect.

You’ve been looking for an out since you saw Raven.

Miscellaneous

Well that’s awkward an conversation.

That's like a red flag telling a red flag that they're a red flag.

Andrew and Nancy

Oh shit she said no. I really thought she was leaning towards Andrew.

Damn. I feel bad for Andrew. YOU’LL FIND YOUR PERSON ANDREW

Bartise and Nancy

What the fuck is he wearing? Is that a Tarzan costume?

I feel like they could make it. But we’ll see when the real world sets in.

Oh wow he’s tall. That or she’s short.

Girl you are only 6 years older, it ain’t that big of a gap. If ain’t a big deal, why do you keep bringing it up? Well. Lauren said the race difference in season one wasn’t as big of a deal as the show made it out to be.

Why is there a rubber duck?

SK and Raven

I think he does fall in love easily because y’all have known each other a week and you’re engaged.

Girl you still don’t have to worry. If he loves you he loves you.

…what’s different about your look?

LMAO did the ring fit?

Raven, girl, either he loves you or he don’t.

Oh no, I can not sleep with the TV on, it distracts me from my sleep.

He has pretty good posture.

Colleen and Matt

I don’t know how I feel about y’all. Like y’all are background for me.

He lowkey looks like the dude from New Amsterdam.

Smart fear Matt. People lie.

Damn is she gonna faint?

She seems insecure.

SHOES ON A BED?! Even if you aren’t sleeping in it, that’s rude.

Alexa and Brennon

Oh yeah I would end it too if somebody said they had cockroaches as pets.

Oh that tree looks magical.

See I like the idea of being outside, but the bugs are a no for me.

Cole and Zanab

It does seem like a stilted conversation.

What happened between them? Oh he didn’t wanna cuddle.

No. Stop thinking about it and talk to each other.

Miscellaneous

So they definitely know when someone is proposing, right? Like someone proposes and they re-tape it or they give the girls a heads up about it so the girls will be dressed nicely. Cause otherwise how are they all in dresses with makeup on?

I wanna see someone with tattoos and piercings on this show.