#zanab

Alexa and Brennon

Her dad is not playing with him.

LMAO He brought out the knives!! I love her dad. Duper protective but super supportive. Plus he’s playful.

Oh wow they really live on a farm.

LMAO Alexa is really putting it out there. I love her.

Matt and Colleen

Damn his mom ran to her.

Yeah Colleen you sound like it’s superficial.

His mom sees the happiness but wants to be sure because she knows what he’s been through.

His mom is so sweet.

Girl, tell the whole truth. Not just what you want Zanab to hear.

Okay. That phone call was clearly for the cameras.

SK and Raven

She got so loud when she saw them. That was the most animated I’ve ever seen her.

Damn her friends ain’t playing.

They like him as a person, but they don’t like them together.

Zanab and Cole

Cole that is disgusting. Being a boy is no reason to be nasty. It would be one thing if there’s was just clothes everywhere but no the bathroom is GROSS. How do you live like that?

That’s not a little messy sometimes. A toilet does not get like that from being a little messy. It gets like that from being nasty.

I feel so bad for Cole.

I mean I see both sides. They had talked about it so he thought it was over. I see that. BUT he knew the whole time, the extent of what was said and assumed she did as well. Only she was now given new information which, plausibly, changes her stance.

However, I do feel like Zanab is self sabotaging a little.

Nancy and Bartise

His voice is really annoying to me. I don’t know if it’s cause he talks so much and I’m tired of hearing it, or if it’s because I don’t really like him.

Can he let this woman speak?

Hell I’m skeptical. I’ve been skeptical.

Bartise is such an ass.

She made the conversation move from “respectful, closing a chapter as friends” to “discussing your current relationship with your ex”.

I think she’s had too many drinks. I think Bartise has had too many drinks.

Except it kinda sounds like you’re looking for perfect.

You’ve been looking for an out since you saw Raven.

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Well that’s awkward an conversation.

Andrew and Nancy

Oh shit she said no. I really thought she was leaning towards Andrew.

Damn. I feel bad for Andrew. YOU’LL FIND YOUR PERSON ANDREW

Bartise and Nancy

What the fuck is he wearing? Is that a Tarzan costume?

I feel like they could make it. But we’ll see when the real world sets in.

Oh wow he’s tall. That or she’s short.

Girl you are only 6 years older, it ain’t that big of a gap. If ain’t a big deal, why do you keep bringing it up? Well. Lauren said the race difference in season one wasn’t as big of a deal as the show made it out to be.

Why is there a rubber duck?

SK and Raven

I think he does fall in love easily because y’all have known each other a week and you’re engaged.

Girl you still don’t have to worry. If he loves you he loves you.

…what’s different about your look?

LMAO did the ring fit?

Raven, girl, either he loves you or he don’t.

Oh no, I can not sleep with the TV on, it distracts me from my sleep.

He has pretty good posture.

Colleen and Matt

I don’t know how I feel about y’all. Like y’all are background for me.

He lowkey looks like the dude from New Amsterdam.

Smart fear Matt. People lie.

Damn is she gonna faint?

She seems insecure.

SHOES ON A BED?! Even if you aren’t sleeping in it, that’s rude.

Alexa and Brennon

Oh yeah I would end it too if somebody said they had cockroaches as pets.

Oh that tree looks magical.

See I like the idea of being outside, but the bugs are a no for me.

Cole and Zanab

It does seem like a stilted conversation.

What happened between them? Oh he didn’t wanna cuddle.

No. Stop thinking about it and talk to each other.

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So they definitely know when someone is proposing, right? Like someone proposes and they re-tape it or they give the girls a heads up about it so the girls will be dressed nicely. Cause otherwise how are they all in dresses with makeup on?

I wanna see someone with tattoos and piercings on this show.

Colleen and Matt

Girl. They asked Zanab about the moment. Not you.

….that sounds like a lie.

Did we get to see you vulnerable Colleen?

Why does it feel like she’s hiding something?

Alexa and Brennon

LMAO She really was like “damn I guess I’ll find space for your stuff.”

LMAO Alexa was WAITING to call Bartise out.

Alexa has no problem letting these people know how she feels 😂😂 I love it.

LMAO THE MOCKING OF COLE “Well we can roll the tape back cause I said deceitful not evil”

Zanab

She looks great.

Oh shit now she’s really letting it out.

Cole

Oh damn. It’s worse than I thought.

People can be horrible but still loved. That’s what abusers do. They’re lovable enough to get people to love them before they begin hurting people.

Is it bad that I feel bad for Cole?

Nancy

Why are you jumping in on an issue that don’t have shit to do with you?

Oh she came to be hurtful and spiteful. Got it. Makes sense now.

She is not here for Bartise’s bull.

Bartise

Hell yeah he regretted cutting it off when he finally saw her.

Liar. You wanted Raven once you saw her.

I don’t want to hear him talk.

SK and Raven

THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER

Bartise was just as bad as Cole but Raven handled it better than Colleen.

I would be upset on behalf of my friend too if I found out her man was talking to her about the way I looked. That’s weird.

Raven lost it when they showed the clip of Zanab saying that chicken was white and unseasoned. I did too when I initially watched it.

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The two married couples don’t seem all that excited to say they’re still together.

What announcement? I swear if it’s about a certain couple…🙄

I’m over the pool party. I really don’t need to go over this again.

Vanessa SAME! SK’s mom wanted it so bad that I wanted it to happen for her!

LMAO I FORGOT Nancy and Raven talked about each other😂

It took me way too long to realize the announcement was that Raven and SK are back together.

Oh that was rude Nick 😂😂

WHO SAID OH SHIT WHEN VANESSA WANTED TO MOVE ON TO ZANAB?!

Vanessa seems so invested in the tea.

Predictions

Nancy has unfortunately said yes and Bartise will probably say yes.

Zanab will say no and Cole will say yes

Alexa and Brennon will get married

Colleen will say no and Matt will say yes

Results

Nancy and Bartise❌

Zanab and Cole✅

Alexa and Brennon ✅

Colleen and Matt❌

Nancy and Bartise

I think one of my predictions changed.

WHAT BARTISE SAID NO?! Surprised the hell outta me.

Oh her family is pissed. Her brothers knew from the jump. They never liked him.

LMAO Bartise just shut up.

Why would she go back to you after you told her no at the alter? I mean you had the right to say no, but don’t expect her to want to stay around.

But also, you made it seem like you were definitely gonna say yes. You got the forever bracelet thing with her so close to the wedding.

Alexa and Brennon

I would be shocked if he said no, too. Not so much with her if she said no, but I don’t think she will.

If you are not as sure as Alexa and Brennon on your wedding day, you shouldn’t be getting married.

I love her dress. The whole look really.

His mom does not seemed convinced.

Does not surprise me.

Zanab and Cole

Zanab is hilarious.

I don’t know. I might be wrong. I think she might say yes. I wouldn’t hate it if they got married.

I like her look too!

The floating candles are pretty

LMAO Zanab calm down.

She’s so nervous! Breathe girl breathe.

That’s it? Cole you’ve said sweeter things to her just cause. This is your wedding day! This is the moment to really give it your all!

Girl yes or no.

Oh shit she actually said no. I thought she might have said yes to him.

Oh fuck she really didn’t hold back.

LOL HIS FRIENDS ARE FUNNY they said “I thought they were on the same page? 🫣🤷‍♂️😳

Oh fuck he’s crying. He really wanted to marry her.

I mean…you did ask if she was bipolar after an argument that you started. Like. The woman can only deal with so much.

I truly feel like if he hadn’t asked if she was bipolar or gotten into that argument, they would’ve gotten married.

Colleen and Matt

Honestly? They bore me.

They just feel so fake.

You should definitely have an answer four hours before you get married.

LMAO She said he’s cute so he’s not your type.

If you’re that adamant that you don’t know, don’t get married.

I was wrong. She said yes.

Their families are cheering so much! I love it.

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Predictions

Zanab and Cole will get married

Alexa and Brennon will get married

Nancy and Bartise won’t get married. I hope.

Raven will say no and SK will say yes.

Colleen will say no and Matt will say yes.

Zanab and Cole

Sometimes you just want to be alone. I think that night was just one of those nights but they couldn’t communicate that and it turned into a fight.

Cole. Grow up. She treats you well. You just want to be light and fun all the time.

Raven and SK

HIS NAME IS SIKIRU?! I mean I don’t know why this shocks me so much cause I figured the man’s name wasn’t actually SK.

Awe man. He got rid of the green.

She changed her dress.

They did not have to have those empty seats. That’s rude.

WHAT THE FUCK?! SURPRISED THE HELL OUTTA ME

His mom is so sweet!

Nancy and Bartise

This is a rollercoaster.

I don’t really want them to, but I’m pretty sure they’re going to get married.

Yeah they’re getting married. It would throw me if they didn’t.

Bachelorette Party

Why are the women’s parties always so simple and not thought out while the guys get to have actual fun?

Damn I didn’t know his family were doing it like that.

Oh good! There’s more

LMAO Raven is so shocked by the girls actions.

Bruh Nancy is not playing around. She’s having the time of her life tonight.

Bachelor Party

See?! This seems like fun!

LMAO SK so confused.

THEY GOT TO PARTICIPATE TOO?!

LMAO They are really going for it

Results

Raven and SK ✅ sort of. I didn’t think they would get married but I thought she’d be the one to say no.

Nancy and Bartise🤷🏽‍♀️😒 That was bull. They could’ve showed us his answer.

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