SO ANYWAY.Ā HEREāS WHAT HAPPENED.Ā Here you go @shipperqueen93
About a week before my birthday, he announced he was playing a small house concert in Kansas City.Ā On my birthday.Ā I messaged him and was likeĀ āthat is my birthdayā, he saidĀ ābeee theeereā, I said,Ā āthatās like 4 hours away. on a monday. yich.ā and told him Iād think about it.
So I thought about it, asked my boss if I could leave early, my boss is unbelievably cool, so I was like,Ā āyāknow what, fuck it, I havenāt seen him in two years, he never plays in the midwest, just fuck it, why the fuck not.āĀ My plan is to drive four hours there, go to the show at 7PM, and then drive the four hours back, which would put be back at my house at around 2AM.Ā This isnāt the first time Iāve driven an absurdly long time to go to one of his shows so Iām just likeĀ āfuck it.ā
SO MY BIRTHDAY ARRIVES.Ā I leave my work at noon and begin the long-ass drive to KC.Ā My car does not have air conditioning, so that is a super duper fun drive.Ā And then right before I get on the road, I get a message from him which basically says,Ā āhey, if youāre too tired after the show, youāre totally welcome to crash in my hotel room. Iāll just take the recliner.ā
My brain shortly fizzles out and I text backĀ āhahaha maybe if Iām tired I dunno weāll seeā.
So I go to the concert mildly panicking.Ā It is a very long and hot drive.
I arrive a couple hours before the show.Ā I grab a drink at a Mexican restaurant, stress-text my friends, and drink heavily.Ā And then I go to the show.
The show is amazing, he plays my favorite song of his for my birthday (which he doesnāt usually play at shows), everythingās fine.Ā And at this point I am getting super duper tired and a four hour drive back to STL sounds pretty bad so after the show Iām likeĀ āYāknow what, fuck itā and sayĀ āactually crashing for a few hours would be greatā.
He still has to hang out with the people who hired him for a bit so he gives me his room key and says heāll get there later and I can just go ahead and crash.Ā I take the room key and drive off thinkingĀ āthis is a fucking weird turn of eventsā.
So I get to his room and I sit down and quickly change into a shirt I got off his merch table (which he would not let me pay for) and am just sitting there likeĀ āthis is a goddamn weird turn of eventsā and he gets in a little later.Ā We have a nice long chat about various things and see, the thing is, he is very tol and the recliner was very smol...
So I was like,Ā ādude, itās a big bed, you can sleep here, I promise I wonāt seduce you.ā
He laughs and says something about not wanting to make me uncomfortable, I say,Ā āitās fine, it would make me more uncomfortable if you slept on that tiny-ass recliner, itās totally fine.ā
So we chat for a longer bit and Iām wearing jeans and he goes,Ā ādo you want to borrow a pear of my sweatpants so you donāt have to sleep in jeansā and at this point Iām like WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, IāVE WRITTEN THIS FIC.Ā Ā
So I change into his sweats and Iām just standing in the bathroom thinkingĀ āwhat the fuck is happening right now. is this real life. did I fall through a fanfic vortex.ā
SO YEAH.Ā We talk for a bit longer and then go to bed and I set my alarm on my phone and it was weird and cozy and very weirdly personal and at one point he says something likeĀ ādid you ever think youād be in bed with the guy that wrote the C.S. Lewis albumā and I laugh and goĀ āI did have a moment in the bathroom when I was changing into your pants where I was likeĀ āI need to deconstruct this laterāā.Ā Ā
So itās fine.Ā And we sleep.Ā And I wake up at about 5 in the morning or so and sleepily grumble to myself and have a moment ofĀ āwait where the fuck am Iā and he goesĀ āgood for us, we didnāt misbehaveā and I goĀ āWAIT WAS MISBEHAVING AN OPTION?!ā
And then I drive home.Ā Ā
I told this whole story to my mother who praised him for beingĀ āgallant and chivalrousā while my stepdad shook his head and was likeĀ āyou blew your shot, Phi.āĀ Ā
Which is a great thing to hear from your stepdad.Ā Ā








