#barney peanuts

gang this thing is 18 pages long and it's just from this yyear. ANYWAYS

Race: Six seven!!! Albert: Next time you say that I am shoving a pencil six seven inches down your throat.

Barney Peanuts: Spot, Hotshot just called me a bastard. Spot: Well are you? Barney: Yes Spot: Then it's just an opinion

Romeo: Who are we talking about? Jojo: Ryan Reynolds Romeo: Oh, my pookie

Jack (looking at a picture of Davey): Davey looks kind of fine... Davey: I love gay!

Jojo: My future blonde wiener dog is going to be named vanilla Smalls: Why, cause she's so basic?

Kid Blink: Hey you're gay Mush: When I grow up, I wanna be a cat Kid Blink: Yeah a gay cat

Finch: Crutchie, crochet is already a thing Buttons: No it's not Finch!! Don't dull his sparkle!!!!!

Tommy Boy: I'm gonna be fruity so I win Guess Who

Wiesel: You can't dance in here, this is the circulation gate Specs: Nothing can dull my sparkle.

Crutchie: I'm invincible..... Jack: You are not invincible, you are five foot Race on the other side of the room: Oooooooooooooooooh

Katherine: The Supreme Court is my bread and butter. Mush: Mmmmm, butter

Crutchie: Earth is going to be in debt with alien currency Tommy Boy: We're in debt in Earth currency.

Sarah: When I was little I wanted to be Rapunzel but then I cut my hair and that dream died.

I LOVE PERCY JACKSON

And I think Barney peanuts would either be in cabin 11, the Hermes cabin

Because like he comes from the circus and knows a few tricks and stuff which seems like a quite Hermes thing to do

OR cabin 7, the Apollo cabin

Headcanons for my favorite ship!

Costco gobbler x schnitzel fist <3

Damn okay... Barney Peanuts & Pie Eater what else??? What else??? 🥀🥀🥀

No but I fell in love with Barney

He's good at pickpocketing. Doesn't do it often because his aunt told him not to but he can in fact pickpocket quite well. It's one of the tricks he learned from the circus.

Loves his aunt! He actually listens to her and wants to make her happy. So he does his best at school (he does go to school and only sends the evening edition + Sundays) and while selling.

His aunt is named Matilda and Barney's mom was her older sister. She's a polite young woman with her equally dull but polite husband. They also have a daughter but she's only four years old. Barney calls her his little sister and takes care of her.

Barney uses tricks he learned at the circus to sell more papers and to make the passerbys laugh. He also loves to show off his abilities, especially juggling. The other boys are really impressed by it. He's quite a performer.

Barney used to have a monkey as a pet but he had to give it away when it started to grow too old to be taken care of at home :(

Barney is also very extroverted even though he may appear shy durning the first meeting. Barney is an optimist and he loves to cheer people up.

Barney is one of the younger newsies- He's 12, red hair and constantly smiling (sometimes it's a nervous smile though.) he has a lot of freckles and blue eyes just like his mom's.

Also this last headcanon is brought to you from a conversation I had with @what-the-newsies - Barney is allergic to peanuts! He can't eat them even though he'd love to.

what happened to my darling silly guy. I love him.