#barkgate

Drunk Jen, pointing at April: *proud* That’s my girlfriend, suckers! April: Your wife, Jen. Jen: *Even more proud* My wife! Even better!

April, looking at Jen: Wow, she’s so pretty. Leslie: Don’t feel like that, April. You’re pretty too! April: I’m not jealous, Leslie. I’m gay.

April: If you ever get married can I have an important role in the wedding? Jen, hurt: What do- April: Like the bride.

Jen: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk. April: You were literally flirting with me. Jen: So what? You’re my wife. April: You asked me if I was single, then cried when I said I wasn’t. Leslie: It’s true.