Jaskier, to a room full of bards: I have gathered the Bardic Union here today to make a proposal. Emotional Support Bards. Everyone choose a Witcher - Geralt of Rivia is off limits for obvious reasons - and start writing about them. Follow them around. Feed them. Make sure they have a nice place to sleep. Sometimes you will have to give them a bath but it can be enjoyable if you go for the chamomile oil first!

Jaskier, to Eskel: There’s no joy like an eleven-year-old hearing her straight dad accidentally tell an even straighter dad that he loves him.