Mar 29, 2019
Credit to @/euphieslife on IG!
I love looking at their content while sitting in bed contemplating the true meaning of life. uwu
~Siri
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Credit to @/euphieslife on IG!
I love looking at their content while sitting in bed contemplating the true meaning of life. uwu
~Siri
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Jazz Band Shenanigans
Friend, on third part: hey, can i read off of fourth real quick?
Me: oh yeah! sure why not. :)
-10 minutes later-
BD: alright, let’s put this chart away and try—
Other fourth part player, to friend: so how was it being bottom?
Friend: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it was really fun.
Me: ohgoodlordpleaseno.
Band Director Shenanigans #5
BD: alright guys, we’re gonna go 20 clicks faster... so at 120 BPM. You guys ready?
Tenor Sax: the real question is are YOU ready?
BD: ...no.
Band Director Shenanigans #6
Flute Player, to BD: okokok im gonna “toss it up” and you’re gonna get it okay?
BD: uhhh,,, okay??
FP: *tosses it up*
BD: *slowly motions arms/hands to ‘hit the whoa’*
Everyone: * S C R E A M S *
~Siri
Band Shenanigans #7
Section Leader, in Wind Ensemble: *pretending to punch his music stand w new march on it while BD is nitpicking on the flute’s sixteenth note runs*
Everyone: *silent*
*random clang*
Everyone: ?
BD: ?
SL: 🤭
Everyone: *looks at him*
SL: *slowly bends out of chair to pick up a BACH RENTAL FROM SCHOOL trumpet off ground*
~Siri
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Jazz Schenanigans #2
BD: alright guys, we have to show the audience w this piece that WE’RE in charge. gotta be bold.. what’s a good example of this..?
Me, w/o hesitation: MOTO MOTO.
BD: excuse me, wHAT?
Everyone: *dies laughing*
(this is literally my senior legacy i’d like to think. i’m the reason why he knows about the moto moto meme now)
~Siri
Honestly, me. ~Siri
When the band director plays you the demo of your new concert set and you get hyped. I envy all people who can do this dance perfectly. 😂 Credit to Roy Purdy!