#bandit-barks

"well all therians still want to be treated human!"

"gender and nonhuman identity cant correlate!"

God yall would hate to see me coming

Not officially, but I almost ran away.

I went to the boundaries of my property, and sat in the road. I ran bipedal the way there but got quadrupedal as I continued.

I let it all out. I couldn't speak. I forgot English. All that came out was sad barks, choking noises and whimpers if I tried to talk.

I sat in the middle of the road. The street light glimmering on my pelt.

I howled. For at least ten minutes. Desperately, signaling "please, i need you".

A response came. 4-8 coyotes joined in. Heard my sorrow.

We chatted. For a moment. Although none of us could understand eachother.

They never came to me, though. Got closer, but realized the road is a dangerous path.

I sat whimpering in my driveway, wondering how I had gotten here.

I growled at a passing car, hoping it wouldn't stop and shoot me for being the big bad wolf I am.

I left at 9:30, It is 10:00 now.

My throat hurts. My paws are limp, rough even. I smell like outside. It's comforting. I smell like a dog after being in the rain.

Im going back tomorrow night. Maybe then I'll get farther and explore past where my leash has confined me.

everytime I meet someone new, I get a little sad when they wear heavy cologne because it feels inauthentic to the true them.

Im a scent guy, and light perfumes are okay, but heavy ones just take away YOU!!

we're ALL animals, you don't have to hide your scent. it's how some of us recognize eachother!

idgaf if you're my friend or my partner, if you mean it platonically or not, GIVE ME PETS!!

ykw ESPECIALLY platonically

I got you something quick?? pet me.

I did good on an assignment?? pet me.

You like something I made you?? pet me.

You dont even have to full on pet me, just a little pat pat and if I did REALLY good call me a good dog. PLEAASEEE I BEG 🧎‍♂️🐾

I am NOT in support of zoophiles that are not seeking support.

I recognize zoophilia as a mental disorder that can be helped. zoophiles that are seeking help are completely welcome, I do not mind because everyone deserves healing no matter their situation.

yet, if you are a proud zoophile, I do not want you on my blog and thats my boundary. I have already stated that in my intro.

this goes for any harmful paraphillia.

I support getting help, or atleast recognizing that help is needed. if not, thats okay, just please do not interact with my blog.

as for myself, I am in no way a zoophile. I am attracted to human men, human women, other/genderless humans, and other alterhumans. I have never been attracted to biological animals and I do not want to date anyone who is attracted to biological animals. though I am an animal of sorts myself, I recognize my biology is humanic (I may have to explain that in a post later).

-you fit in with society

-you DON'T want to run away

-you aren't a wolf

-you DON'T want to run away

-you DON'T want to run into the woods

-you DON'T want to howl at the moon at three in the morning

-you DON'T want to roll in wet leaves and get your fur soaking wet and shake it off

-you DON'T want to hunt wild rabbits

-you DON'T want to run away

-you DON'T want to run away

-you don't want to

-you don't

-you DON'T

-YOU DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY

-YOU DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY

like you aren't my owner bitch you can't tell me what to do

who the fuck are you telling to go sit down or to go fetch you something I'll bite your damn hand off

"no"

"you're wearing a dress, go shave!"

I in fact will NOT be shaving my legs

REBELLION AGAINST THE MOTHER 🗣

i can be pretty while ALSO being hairy as shit

let me be pretty in my own way

I am WEREWOLFMAXXING 😾

YOU CANNOT CONTAIN ME GAHHH