#bananimosity

01. Full name: I DON’T KNOW. One of his Pseudonyms is “The Herbalist”02. Best friend: ...Vassal? Does worst enemy for hundreds of years count as a        best friend?03. Sexuality: Ace04. Favorite color: White05. Relationship status: Business relationships only06. Ideal mate: No07. Turn-ons: Power’s always good, magical or otherwise08. Favorite food: Bread09. Crushes: Nooo... There are are a couple of gods that he’s envious of10. Favorite music: Baroque Classical11. Biggest fear: Death12. Biggest fantasy: The attainment of immortality without having to rely on               psychic vampirism13. Bad habits: Nervous eating14. Biggest regret: Allowing his three magical medallions to be stolen15. Best kept secrets: He will die if he is separated from his mask for too long16. Last thought: “Where’s my next victim coming from?”17. Worst romantic experience: When he was a teenager, his parents tried to       set him up with an arranged marriage. It was awkward and terrible and he       ran away and joined a cult. 18. Biggest insecurity: Having to rely on his magical mask for his immortality19. Weapon of choice: Personal magic, augmented by his mask20. Role Model: The Divine Sun, God of All That Is Touched By His Light

17 - I’m almost done with my Bachelor’s in Accounting, and I’ve grown to kind of despise it.

Yeah, unfortunately these kinds of conditions are usually chronic and incurable.

Maybe I just don't want to talk to you, you goddamn rude asshole. Are you seriously judging my frequency of speech based on what I say to a complete stranger when I walk into a classroom for a class? Really?

I originally wanted the name bananimosity, but some horrible wench had TAKEN it from me but it's FINALLY MINE NOW YES.

We're silly people.

Me: "Yes, dahlin?"

My friend told me an interesting philosophy he has: unless he's capable of slaughtering and butchering animals himself, he doesn't have the right to eat meat - it's disrespectful. That's something worth pondering.