#bageling

“I LOVE bagels, Darry, don’t you love bagels?”

“oh yeah, bagels are great.”

“Can’t forget the lox, that’s the best part!”

Once upon a time in 2012, Geoffy had to do some work stuff that everyone loved but he hated. Sports were happening and it was bringing fellas in from all over town and towns. Geoffy works for a place that does things to trick people into buying everything that they don't need like sugary drinks and electric razors. This time around, Geoffy needed to make a stage for people to talk about sports OUTSIDE of the place the sports were going to be happening. Geoffy had to wake up mega-man early (when it's still dark out) and drive all the way to College Town USA so that he could build a stage taller than any other he had built before. Come rain or shine, Geoffy was there building his stage weekend after weekend for the radio fellas to talk. There was one bright spot on these days for Geoffy though. That spot was in the form of free Tim Hortons doughnuts and bagels that were delivered to his stage. There were more options than one could shake, rattle, or roll a stick at and there were always leftovers. Geoffy's food panic was satiated in knowing that there would always be more than he could ever dream of eating in one sitting. Because of Geoffy's tiny tummy and monstrous appetite he was able to steal bring the leftovers home with him after a long day of stage sports stuff.

With time comes what is better known as "The Hardening". This is something Geoffy always forgot about consciously, but secretly was hoping for. Pastries and other breaded items tend to lose their soft bodies as they are exposed to the world around them. A world that is soulless and cold weighs greatly on the yeast farts of the bagelitos. Within a mere day, these bagels have become inedible shells of their former glory days.

What on earth is a Geoffy to do now with all of these items he selfishly took for himself only to allow time to destroy? The only rational thing a man of his stature could possibly do. He must give these treats back to the world he stole them from. To manage the heartbreak of the torn emotions within Geoffy, the process typically starts with a few glasses of fermented grapes or hard liquor. Or beer. With his inhibitions now in check, he was free to give back what was so hastily taken away. Walking swiftly and shakily through the apartment complex where he resided, Geoffy gifted his treasures throughout his neighbors shared spaces as he placed them upon anything and everything that would support a hardened ring of dough. Car antennas, fire extinguishers, mailboxes and more were all prime targets for his many leftover gifts.

1. What’s your middle name?

clare

2. If you could be with any celebrity for a day, who would it be?

morrisey i think

3. What was your favourite childhood show?

i dont watch telllyyYYyy

4. If you could go back in time to see any historical event, what would it be?

i dunno i suppose just any concert of any of the artists i like D:

5. If you became famous for anything, what would you want it to be for?

it'd be nice to be famous for being a fine piece of ass 

6. What are you excited for in 2014?

comic con at the momento

7. How many puppies is too many puppies?

1 (i have had the experience of living with 6 it aint pretty)

8. The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, or Percy Jackson?

harry potter fellas

9. Who is your celebrity crush of the same gender?

ur mum

10. Where would your dream vacation be?

new york with loads of money and a fake ID

11. If you could learn any foreign language, which would it be?

french cause it's nice or japanese cause anime

my questions:

1. favourite music artist

2. something you caNNOT WAIT for

3. do a joke

4. what came first the egg or the chicken

5. a film with a great soundtrack

6. your all time favourite song

7. what was the last thing you mega laughed at

8. what was the last thing that mega pissed u off

9. what's your favourite word

10. OJ or AJ

I was tagged by naina 

1. what’s your favourite song rn?

anything by the smiths or the stone roses at the momento

2. what’s the best thing you’ve done recently?

i started homestuck which is sadly enjoyable

3. what are you most looking forward to?

COMIC CON IN MAY

  4. who of the same sex would you marry?

ur mum

5. who of the opposite sex would you marry?

my pet tortoise colin 

6. what do you eat on your pasta?

i dont 

7. what’s your favourite drink?

dissarano (i hope u all appreciate this)

8. what’s your favourite item of clothing?

it may just be one of my many 'ironically' awful jumpers 

9. what have you brought recently?

i have bROUGHT my bag upstairs.  However, I have bOUGHt some sweet ass doc's.  i like ur grammar nains x

10. who do you know that you wish was with you right now?

my PALS

1. Do a joke 

2. What did u last mega laugh at

3. Favourite person you follow

4. Last thing that mega pissed u off

5. Favourite music artist. Pourquoi and a good song by them

6. What are you looking forward to a lot

7. A film with a good soundtrack

8. What is your favourite fruit

9. How often do you pray to the ogrelord