#badfrog

Lesson here? Don’t fuck with Constantine, he might bring out the bazooka

Aziraphale x Teddy

Larry x Mike Schmidt

Father Kent × Mobius

Dominic BadGuy × Kermit

Freddy Fazbear × Lincoln Memorial

Crowley x Edward Teach

Azirphale x Stede Bonnet

Izzy Hands x Dr. McPhee

alr my ask box is all screwy but im gonna try to answer well anyways (had to list these all out cuz i cant read them properly otherwise)

Aziraphale (Good Omens) x Teddy Roosevelt (NatM)

alr these 2 are like. best friends who maybe kissed once. i firmly believe that teddy is pan (he and larry both give off The Vibes) and azi is obv the most gay mf to ever exist, but i cant see them dating long term. if anything, they would be in a sometimes romantically leaning qpr

Larry Daley (NatM) x Mike Schmidt (FNaF Movie)

if larry wasnt dating mcphee and mike wasnt dating ness they would go perfect together/hj

Father Kent (HM 2023) x Mobius M Mobius (Loki)

ok i unironically think they would be like best friends. theyre both in love with dark haired, emotionally stunted bisexual "men" (ben is 100% masc enby and loki is genderfluid) and theyre both too gay to function. i can see them being roommates, like mobi crashing at kents place (if he had one lmao, homeless mf) or kent just straight up bringing mobi into the haunted mansion with no explanation other than "his boyfriend broke up with him :("

Dominic Badguy (Muppets: Most Wanted) x Constantine (Muppets: Most Wanted)

this is not a crackship. theyre married. i would know, i was the floor

Freddy Fazbear (FNaF) x Lincoln Memorial (NatM)

the lincoln memorial would step on freddy like a can of sardines

Crowley (Good Omens) x Edward Teach (OFMD)

crowley and ed are fwb, if anything. they would both cry to each other about their "boyfriends" and go to each other for comfort, but i cant see them ever getting romantically involved

Aziraphale (Good Omens) x Stede Bonnet (OFMD)

i can totally see them meeting and getting BIG FAT CRUSHES on each other, and then they have like a really dramatic romance-novel-esque kiss, and then they both go "...eh" and from then on theyre best friends and act as each others wingmen. and they never mention The Kiss again

Izzy Hands (OFMD) x Leslie McPhee (NatM)