#baddap sleed

For reminder, this is Inazuma Battle Eleven:

Fan made official(?) team made for the Dream Match composed of antagonists of the franchise, and Matatagi for some reason. I will go over each one of them and argue if I could, or could not, beat them in a fight (no hissatsus or anything football related allowed, only their raw strength)

I must also add I have not finished Galaxy properly I don't know shit about Ozrock but I know enough about Matatagi to know. Anyway let's start:

Dezarm: 1/10

I hold unto the belief that every SINGLE goalkeeper in this universe has superstrenght and extreme durability; how else do they stop such insane shoots? Add that to Dezarm's everything and he would fold me into an origami crane. I added one point bc there's a chance he'll simply not fight me bc I am so weak and pathetic I'm not worthy of a fight. But otherwise I'm done for

Ozrock: 0(?)/10

Like I said idk shit about him other than he's a little shit that loves torturing Gouenji for some reason and he took the moon as an hostage, but I know I am not winning. He would laugh in my face and proceeded to turn me into stardust, maybe not even that. It's an hesitant 0 bc idk him like that but a 0 nonetheless

Zanark: -1000/10

If you see me fighting this guy this is my way of killing myself. Next.

Beta: -10/10

Hell fucking no that is a government trained soldier. I would have more chance against Alpha or Gamma simply for the fact that she is AGRESSIVE AS FUCK. Plus she stopped a KESHIN HISSATSU with her chest she's durable as fuck I am not winning and she would laugh at my attempts at winning

Saru: -♾️/10

No.

Fudou: 5/10

Honestly? First match up I could see myself have a chance. I've grown up around deliquents like him I know their way. That doesn't mean I am 100% winning it could go both way but only if I'm quick enough, I'm sure he has more stamina than me

Fei: 2/10

My chances are between he would take pity on me and not fight or I could talk about his dead mom and deadbeat dad so he's disoriented and I can run away. 1 point for each possibility, but therefore 2/10. If we fight one kick and my heart is stopping ☠️

Hakuryuu: 10/10

Listen to me. Very closely.

I have enough rage in my heart to beat him into a bloody pulse. I do not care for his child soldier strength, I would tackle him and beat him up before he can even realize anything.

Next.

Baddap: -100/10

We saw that leg kick at the start of the movie. Fuck no.

Matatagi: 5/10

Now more likely than Fudou, he's just a guy (or more guy than everyone else in this team) and unlike Fudou not a deliquent. However like me he has rage in his heart so again 50/50. Also he could just run away and I won't be able to catch him

Gran: 1/10

Like Dezarm. His everything makes it impossible to fight him. Hiroto, maybe. Gran? Fuck no. 1 point for him taking pity and not fight me. My eyes are similar enough to Endou's so there's a chance

Rococo: -♾️+1/10

Yes I give Rococo the highest score of how unlikely it is to happen bc that's my baby who did nothing wrong ever and also one punch and my head turns into paint for the ground. I shall not elaborate

And this was the entire team. What have we learned today folks?

Level 5 really likes child soldiers

Byyyyye <3