#badcoat

I saw this coat one morning when I had to get off of a bus because it wasn't going to the proper place. I don't care what pattern a coat is supposed to have as long as it is presentable, but this is just sort of odd... it's not the worst coat in the world (I have seen many bad ones, but it is difficult to take these pictures), but it could be better. What pattern do you think this is supposed to be? Kelp? Seaweed? Camo? Leaves? I really don't know.