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(Ok how do I put most of the stuff I like into one post)

Let this New Year be Miraculous,

Ship Worthy

Full of the magic of friendship

Beautiful Animation

General Badassery

Full of Family, Friends and Fun!

Here’s to the decade!

Norris at the Cannes film festival in 1980. The actor was promoting his film The Octagon, one of the movies that solidified his international appeal

Photograph: Armando Pietrangeli/Shutterstock

Favourite Chuck Norris musings:

God said, “Let there be light.” Chuck Norris replied: “Say please."

Norris’s final major film role came in 2012, when he starred alongside Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis in The Expendables 2

For context my dad is a huge star wars fan.

So my parents were going to see The Phantom Menace (i think) in theaters when it first came out. And this line was long asf so they'd been standing there FOR HOURS. 

also there's this little nerdy dude standing in front of them.

And then, out of nowhere, these two like body builder dudes or some shit come up and cut in line in front of nerdy dude and my parents.

Yeah no. My mom was having none of that.

So she, like the 5'4 badass she is, tells the incredibly jacked, probably over 6ft dudes that could snap her like a twig, to get lost.

And these bitches tried telling MY MOM that they were in line, they just stepped out to do something.

Yeah no. My mom was having none of that.

So she goes OFF on these dudes like, "No. I have been in this line for over three hours and have never seen you. The line is back there buddy" effectively starting an argument with them. 

At some point the security guards come over and my mom tells them what happened, getting the dudes escorted out.

and then nerdy dude turns to my mom and is like, "I'm so glad you said something cause i definitely wasn't gonna" and my mom just told him it was no biggy.

and this whole time my dad is just standing there til he finally tells my mom, "Christy you're going to get yourself killed one of these days"

Honestly I have no idea how she's still alive.

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Ok so this is back when my family use to live in California and my mom is pregnant my older brother

So she was coming home from work, struck in California traffic (which is horrible btw) and this dude in a truck a bit behind her decides he's gonna pull over to the shoulder and cut ahead of people.

Not on my mom's watch though

So she then pulls onto the shoulder right in from of him, cuts him off, opens her door, (again, very pregnant at the time) and starts yelling at this dude.

Yeah.

So she's standing up in her car with her door open, screaming back at this dude like, "WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO CUT IN FRONT OF THE REST OF US??"

And by this point the other dude is standing up a and cussing her out trying to get her to move. But I get my stubbornness from my mom.

She was not moving.

And as all this was going on, the people on the road who were driving past were rolling down their Windows and cheering for her