#bad beginning

I love both these incarnations of the Baudelaires.

if you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. in this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle

Gypsy loves to help mom take pictures 🐈 Following this photo , she layed her butt on the kindle . 😂 But I would read 3 of these a day , just to get through them and that ending was not what I expected . A Series Of Unfortunate Events 👁🕶👘🛍💣📿💍🎩🎭🚣‍♀️🌊🔥📚☸🏝

Yay! A Series Of Unfortunate Events!

favorite book openings ◌ a series of unfortunate events // lemony snicket

Lemony Snicket: This was, of course, demonstrably false. Many presidents in recent history did not have their Cabinets in place until mid-March. President Obama did not have his Cabinet in place until April 28th. Unfortunately, as recent history has also shown, adults have a tenancy to believe things put in front of their faces with little to no proof, even when there is much evidence to the contrary. Just because something is typed — whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book — this does not mean it is true.

If you knew Count Olaf, and he suddenly served you a meal, wouldn’t you be afraid there was something terrible in it, like poison or ground glass? But instead, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny found that fresh raspberries has been sprinkled on top of each of their portions. The Baudelaire orphans hadn’t had raspberries since their parents died, although they were extremely fond of them.