So I have this headcanon that Bones loves to give Jim a hard time about wanting to adopt all the cute animals but Bones is really more guilty than anyone - especially when it comes to hurt animals - HE HAS TO FIX THEM
And sometime at the Academy, Bones finds a dog that’s been hurt by a car and he smuggles it back to their dorm room, heals the pup and makes Jim help him hide it during inspections
and its their official mascot
for the whole semester
until Bones can find a proper home for it because he’s “not taking her to the goddamn pound”
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so my headcanon is that Bones has some serious rednecks in his family (cousins or something) - and Jim insists on meeting them.... then, there's lots of backwoods adventures.
There would be so much toxic moonshine and snake/frog hunting and hillbilly hand fishing...
Despite his degrees and proper Starfleet training, Bones fits in the scene really well and his southern drawl goes thicker than the captain has ever heard it.
Jim would be like, "Bones, you didn't wear a shirt all weekend.... there's Christmas lights and beer everywhere..... is this heaven?"
And maybe half his cray cray cousins are in a band that sounds like this...
Leonard nodded, taking a long sip of his fresh coffee. "Better than a rotating shift."
"What about classes? Will you ever sleep?"
"The powers that be are working around my school schedule, they realize I'm just a cadet and need time for studying. But this way I can stay in practice, and earning some extra credits wouldn't hurt."
Jim nodded, considering he was taking nearly double the normal course load of a first year cadet, he couldn't criticize Bones for packing his schedule. "Think you'll see anything interesting?"
Leonard shrugged and downed the rest of his coffee. "I'll let you know."
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Walking into Starfleet Medical's Emergency Department for his first shift was like coming home for Leonard. This was a world he knew and was comfortable with. ED's, no matter the location, tended to be run exactly the same way. And working nights wasn't new to him either.
Night shifts in the ED were comfortable for Leonard in their consistencies. Drug reps and administrators never showed up at after midnight. The coffee was strong and the donuts stale. The cafeteria was never open. And instead of a suit and tie, scrubs and scruff were expected.
Night time brought in most of the trauma cases. Also, a lot of babies and new parents.
Leonard McCoy had always loved kids.
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"BABY WON'T STOP CRYING" was written in big bold letters under 'chief complaint'.
It really could be anything. Babies are obligate nose breathers. If their nasal passages are blocked, they won't be able to breath, unless they're crying. It could be something as simple as nasal congestion. But it could also be something more life-threatening...
Mind whirling with possibilities, Leonard grabbed the patient chart from the rack and walked into the patient's room with authority.
The baby was definitely making herself known.
"Woah, wow!" Leonard winced as a sharp wail accosted his ear, "What's the problem sweetheart?"
He gently cooed at the baby as the frazzled looking mother practically thrust the child into the doctor's arms.
"She won't stop screaming," she shouted over another shrill blast from the babe.
Then, miracle of miracles, the awful wailing ground to a halt, like someone had flipped a switch. Leonard looked down in alarm, wondering if the child had actually passed out. But a pair of beautiful blue eyes gazed up into his, in fascination. Tiny fingers reached out to try and grab his nose.
Leonard smiled, "Hey there beautiful."
"What did you do?" The mom asked in awe, "She really has been screaming like that for hours."
"I'm not sure," Leonard shrugged and caught the baby's gaze, "Are you sick sweetheart? Or are you just trying to drive your momma crazy?"
The little girl's only answer was to blow a raspberry.
"Well then," he mused. Sick, or Not Sick, that was the question. It sounds easy enough, but McCoy knew from experience that it wasn't always that simple.
Sometimes it was. Sometimes it wasn't.
And it was a good idea to never get comfortable or make assumptions.
Bouncing the baby a little as he walked around the room, Leonard asked the standard questions. 'How long has this been going on? Is anyone else sick at home or daycare?' And so on.
Leonard's mind sorted over the possibilities of potential problems and likely approaches to find the solution, if there was one. Part of his brain warned him to test for any signs of impending disaster, and another suggested he enjoy the break from the drug seekers and drunks. The loudest thought was voiced from Len's personal past and it offered a bittersweet warning...
"She's fine," Len assured his wife after she passed him their six-month old daughter.
"I think she's sick,"Jocelyn announced, looking worried.
Len glanced over the wiggling baby. He had just got home from a double shift at the local pediatric hospital and his mind rebelled at the possibility of another sick kid. He dangerously catered to the arrogant little voice in his head that shrugged off the new mother worries. He was the real doctor out of the two of them after all.
"I'll watch her while you get some rest," he suggested.
It sounded considerate, but what he really wanted was for Jocelyn to stop staring at him so he could watch the Ol' Miss game he'd recorded. His wife quirked an eyebrow at him but eventually wandered off, leaving him to prop their daughter up on the couch beside him. He quickly became engrossed in the game, ignoring Joanna's quiet, grunting respirations.
Thank God for that new mother instinct.
"How's she doing?" Len's wife asked, half an hour later, moving to stand in front of the screen, arms crossed.
"I thought you were going to bed," Len said, trying to look around her at the screen.
"I thought you were going to watch her," she insisted, picking up the baby. "I think she's sick, Len."
He couldn't ignore the clear anxiety in his wife's eyes and moved to reassure her.
But thats when he noticed the slight gray cast to his daughter's skin. A clear indication of a fall in the oxygenation of her blood. Len also noticed, to his increasing panic, her slowing respiration rate. From fatigue and not relaxation.
It was like all the air had been sucked out of the room and Len's heart lurched like he'd been punched. Hard.
If this continued it wouldn't be long before the kid stopped breathing.
Kicking himself for not paying better attention, he took a deep breath and grabbed his keys. "I think we need to go back to the hospital," he said slowly, hoping he sounded calmer than he felt.
The drive to the ED was tense and silent, except for the baby's soft crowing.
Of course, Joanna had improved some by the time they arrived. Being exposed to the cool night air had reduced the swelling in her airway just enough to avert disaster. Seeing her improvement, it was easy for him to feel a little apologetic for bringing her in like so many other new parents who jumped the gun with these things. But Len had always followed that gut feeling. And it was telling him now that they had one very sick little girl on their hands.
He watched his friend and fellow ED physician, Danny, run through the examination.
"I'm telling you. She looked pretty sick."
"Gray, huh? You know I'll have to order some tests..."
Len's heart sank. He knew exactly what tests they were going to run on his baby girl. It was the first time he actually had to experience the consequences of a doctor's words. It took everything in him not to negotiate to forego the tests and skip right to therapy. He knew better though, and Dan would need to do this by the book.
Len insisted his wife take a walk and get a coffee when the nurses came in to do the spinal tap. His baby's screams would echo in his nightmares for years to come and he knew Jocelyn wouldn't handle it any better.
"She was hypoxic and acidotic," Danny told him after it was over. "I'm sending her up to the PICU, just in case we need to intubate."
The nurses were already starting to crowd around Jo, putting in an IV and giving her oxygen. Len's heart broke at the sight. Eyes burning, he looked into his friend's sympathetic eyes and nodded, "Thanks. Just do what you have to."
Len spent the next week working in the Peds ER by day and sleeping in the PICU waiting room at night. Every spare moment he had was spent standing by his daughter's little bed. He held Joanna's tiny hand while she fought hard to pull in a full breath. It took a while, but when Joanna finally reached for his face and smiled around the oxygen tubing, he stopped beating himself up about the whole thing and thanked his stars for giving him such a strong kid.
"Do you have children?" the mother asked after Leonard finished waltzing her baby up and down the room.
"Yes," he smiled, resisting the urge to go on about Joanna. He finished the examination, but even after double checking, he still couldn't find anything of note. When he handed the child back to the young mother she immediately began to fuss again.
"Mmm. I thought we had her. Lets try feeding her and see how it goes. Her vital signs are fine and I couldn't find anything that raised any red flags. We'll see how she does and then we'll decide whether we need to do a workup."
He wouldn't hesitate to order the tests, but for now there wasn't anything to go off of. McCoy wasn't a fan of doing shotgun tests when he didn't know what he was looking for. And if his gut was anything to go by... this time he didn't feel like the kid was sick.
Over the course of the shift, he made a point to check back in periodically. The kid seemed to settle and grump in waves, with brief periods of wailing mixed in. Finally it was time to make a decision either way.
Leonard walked back in and looked the child over one last time. She had begun screaming again and the mother was looking quiet exasperated. The child didn't seem to be distracted by his charm this time either.
"I think we need to check some things on your daughter," he announced. The voices lobbying for "Sick" getting louder in his mind.
All of a sudden there was a explosive squirting sound from her diaper. Leonard eyed the cutie in his arms with a knowing look and checked her pants.
"Woah, little girl, did that all come out of you?"
The little girl gurgled in satisfaction and promptly drifted off to sleep. She looked perfectly normal.
"Huh," he mused and passed the child back to the mother. He didn't want to be caught with changing that particular loaded bomb.
He received a knowing look. It was the same one his wife had leveled at him many times.
"Uh, I'll send in a diaper and some wet wipes," he said, beating a hasty retreat out the door.
Imagine mirror!Bones gets captured on a mission, to be used as leverage against mirror!Kirk.
But even chained up and defenseless, Bones is really unnerving to his kidnappers. In the face of torture and death, he's calm and scarily confident, because Bones knows that his captain will tear the universe apart to get the doctor back.
I bet the crew of the ISS Enterprise can tell the CMO's mood best by what kind of music he listens to in surgery. Mirror!McCoy likes to switch between Country and Hard Metal just to fuck with patients. Occasionally he will indulge his nurses and put on some Rap, or even something seasonal.
But everyone, even Kirk, steers clear of sickbay when the doctor plays Classical.
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At some point (after lots of bromance and character development) John and Dorian are going to be in a tight spot and John will forget that Dorian isn't human.
He'll jump between his partner and a gun and get a bullet for his trouble.
As Dorian is dragging John to safety, he'll say, "That was stupid. Remember the part where I'm bulletproof and you're not?"
"Oh... yeah... right. Oops."
And Dorian will smile and make sure John survives 'cause thats what partners do.
Imagine a portal opens in a seldom used supply closet on the Enterprise.
At first, Jim thinks the rat-sized, ankle biting, baby dinosaurs that show up are someone's idea of a practical joke.
Then things get weird and there's reports of a t-rex in the shuttle bay and Bones is freaking out cause there's "goddamn Raptors in my operating room Jim!"