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Back Cover

American Girl Magazine, March/April 2009

Meet me in the Keyblade Graveyard for an asskicking 🐻👊🏼

Ava!!

All of em.

Watched backcover again and all I gotta say is that all five foretellers are the traitor in some small way. Yes even Ava. 

Simple fact is that other then barring the sigil all the foretellers are idiots and fail at their jobs in some way, 

For Ira he failed in that he not only tried to stop what he knew was unstoppable and well didn’t do much else. In fact Ira was actually kinda lazy throughout the film he had plenty of chances to get involved but instead chose to stay his hand and let things play out as they did. He hesitated, and thus allowed things to get out of hand. To top it off he became rather paranoid, pointing fingers at Aced the moment he heard that Aced was making an alliance with Gula and had to be talked down from going after him by invi, think about that, he had to be talked DOWN from going after his so called support and friend. Showing ill confidence as a leader and failing to explain to Ava just WHY he needed to talk to Gula.

(Honestly a lot of this films can be solved by simple communication) 

Then there’s Invi whose most blatantly going against her role, she’s suppose to be as unbiased as possible and a mediating support for all the foretellers but the moment she gets the chance she’s blabbing off everyone’s secrets to Ira and giving support only to him. She isn’t even trying to listen to Gula or Aced and immediately goes for Ava’s throat about gathering exceptional key kids she’s immediately all over Ira’s side and acting as if Ira is the only one who could possibly be telling the truth disputes the fact that she has no evidence that Ira could even be innocent himself. 

Aced is both a red herring and a blatant traitor because well? His role in the first place is to stab Ira in the back. Should Ira falter Aced is to take his place but really Aced is never given clear instruction on what that means, and it’s obvious from the getgo that he’s looking for a reason to take over and is just blatantly jealous of Ira. Not to mention Aced is more the shoot first ask questions later type, he’s well meaning but is far too quick to judge and frankly he doubted Ira’s rule from the beginning, why wouldn’t he try to take over the moment he see’s a chance?

Gula Gula Gula, is the biggest dumbass outta all of them they all act like Gula has the braincell but let’s face it this boys a wizard with low int and high wis. Now before ya’ll go labeling me as a Gula hater lemme just say the first Union I joined was Leopardis, I think Gula and Ava are cute and I love all the foretellers but let’s face it someone accidentally stepped on the braincell at some point. Gula whole job is to find the traitor, and analyze the book, said traitor being someone who ““bares the sigil” and is shirking their roles. 

Boi. How do you know if anyone is going outside their roles if no one knows whose role is WHAT?! The way everyone treats their roles it’s like it’s all suppose to be a big secret and no one knows but LITERALLY NO ONE is following their roles accept for Ava and Luxu (which I will get to). To top it off just like Aced and Ira, Gula was quick to fight Aced. Like...dude...you deserve the asswhoopin you got you REALLY just REALLY think you coulda walked away from that fight and be perfectly find? Gula. My boy. Your ate the braincell didn’t you?

And Ava...Poor girl. She’s sadly the only one who followed her role to the T next to Luxu, I think She and Goatboy are traitors because she and him clashed keys. Though Luxu less so because she was clearly attacking him and he was defending himself. Sadly we don’t know the contents of the conversation so I can’t say for certain that Luxu isn’t a traitor himself but whatever it was it spurned the precious baby Ava to attack him head on. 

Thus heralding the start of the war. 

In my opinion, they are all traitors and the beginning of the war wasn’t a result of one person but rather a group effort of individuals too stupid to see the signs of when your being led on by the carrot which don’t worry I’ll go over the Lion momentarily. I just needed to get this bit outta the way before I make my take on the master and why he’s the biggest dick on this side of dick town to ever dick his way through an entire group of dicks.