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JASON TODD

Sexuality Headcanon: DemiGender Headcanon: MMA ship I have with said character: Todd/Dual handgunsA BROTP I have with said character: JAYTIM/JAMESON (James Buchanan Barnes and Jason Muffukkin Todd)A NOTP I have with said character: I can already tell you the answer will be the same for three of these four: Bruce + any of his kidsA random headcanon: He’s that asshole who’ll order like three different things off of a fast food menu and combine them into one monstrosity of a meal which should never be consumed ever but still makes people go “oh shit I should try that sometime but ew”General Opinion over said character: Precious trash baby with a death fetish

TIM DRAKE

Sexuality Headcanon: AceGender Headcanon: M~MA ship I have with said character: TimKonA BROTP I have with said character: JAYTIMA NOTP I have with said character: Bruce + any of his kidsA random headcanon: At one point the dog (or Jason) actually ate his homework. He brought in the soggy, shredded evidence to prove it.General Opinion over said character: Stop trying to kill Tim damn it he’s my darling detective birb 

BRUCE MAN-- I MEAN BAT WAYNE-- FUCK

Sexuality Headcanon: HeteroflexibleGender Headcanon: MMA ship I have with said character: BatCat (is that the name?)A BROTP I have with said character: Alfreeeeeed in a fatherly senseA NOTP I have with said character: Bruce + any of his kidsA random headcanon: He’s that sort of guy who mutters and semi-dances along with pop songs in the car/shower.General Opinion over said character: BatDad 2k15, let your kids help you, but keep being perfect.

JAMES BAB(Barnes)

Suddenly have a Skrittish Kit pouncing on Mirage's pede

...could have me sob laughing at my desk. I sound like a dying elephant.

And Chris keeps coming back here to see if I'm okay.

And all I can do is