Sep 14, 2025
“You cant ship that it’s problematic” um you obviously have no sense joy or whimsy cause thats like half of the appeal
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“You cant ship that it’s problematic” um you obviously have no sense joy or whimsy cause thats like half of the appeal
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One of my favorite things about KOTLC is that Sophie listened to heavy metal in the human world to drown out the voices so ya know my girl gotta be loving the music or she’d’ve found something else to blast loud enough and I just think of how much of a culture shock it must have been to learn people in the cities don’t have music like ours like I just know my girl blasts music all the time even after she finds out she’s an elf because music is awesome and I just know she be cherishing the fact that Dex modified her music player
so you know how Sally Jackson only kept Percy from camp Half-Blood as long as she did because she didn’t want to lose him and then when he was fourteen they held a whole funeral for home because he was missing after he blew up a fucking volcano. They would have told her, she would have thought her son died. Because of a quest, the very thing she tried to keep him from.
then she finds out no he’s actually fine and safe. And then a year later he has to fight in a war. Everyone and I mean everyone thought Percy would die he was prepared for that. So Sally got her son back only to think she’d lose him again forever this time not even a year later. He comes to her asking for her blessing. Why? To get an immortality type thing that is infamous for eventually killing everyone who ever bares is, it is known as a curse. But then the Empire State Building was blue. Percy is alive. Her son is still here.
and then a few months later he’s gone again. Disappeared in his sleep. Turns out Hera erased all his memories, took him, and hid him somewhere. Then she gets a call from him she misses it. He left a voicemail he’s alive. Her son is alive but he barely knows anything about himself he is no longer basically immortal.
he now remembers everything. He has to fight another war. He is not done yet. He is a soldier. He is a hero. He is a war veteran. He is only sixteen. He has to fight Mother Earth herself.
he fell in the worst place to exist. Her son is in Greek hell but it’s worse actually. He was cursed hundreds of times over. He met and interacted with multiple primordial gods. He met Misery. He made her feel her own name. He should not be able to do this. He took a goddess’s own domain and used it against her. He should. Not. Be. Able. To. Do. This. He is sixteen. He is. Only. Sixteen. He was wanted by the Mather of titans and giants because of his power. He woke her up because he had a bloody nose.
the gods have debated multiple times about how her son was too powerful. How they should just kill him. Save them the trouble later. What will they do to her son now?
he won a war for the second time.
He is still only Sixteen.
Perseus Jackson, her little Percy is without a doubt the most powerful demigod of the age, possibly the most powerful since Dionysius. Dionysius is a god.
I wonder how Sally Jackson feels after losing her son and getting him back. How does she feel demigods rarely make it to twenty. Those of the big three even less. How does she feel knowing her son will be gone for good one day. How does she feel knowing she will lose him forever. How does she feel knowing that she will probably have to burry her baby one day. How does she feel knowing that she can’t stop it. How does she feel knowing this is what her son’s life has always and will always be. How does she feel knowing that she prevented his fate as long as she can. How does she feel. Because Sally Jackson has always known that Lady Fate controls the strings and she does not appreciate when another weaves a tapestry with her material. How does Sally feel knowing her son was doomed from birth. That she doomed him by finding love. Her own happiness caused her son’s pain. How does she feel that a promise on the Styx will be fulfilled one way or an another. Through parent or child; it will happen. Do not begin to doubt the Ladies Fate and the Goddess of oaths. They will take what is promised to them.
I was scrolling on Pinterest and saw a pin that said something around the lines of “ maturing is realizing Percy was the problem in botl” and im just like no no its not like what brought you to this conclusion because im over hear thinking what you want the previously abused FOURTEEN year old to realize that oh this emotionally repressed blonde girl who constantly hurts me and disrespects my boundaries and I am genuinely terrified of is in love with me even though whenever I talk about this older blonde boy who has tried to Murder me SEVERAL times and how I don’t think he is able to have a redemption arc said emotionally repressed blonde girl screams at me not to mention she’s being a jerk to my ONLY mortal friend the ONLY mortal I willing interact with positively because I’ve had such negative experiences with them and nobody else is even remotely close to wanting to be my friend so it is this redhead that I accidentally sliced through with my thankfully magic sword so it didn’t kill her and my mom and Paul that I actually have good relationships with in the mortal world and unlike said emotionally repressed blonde girl this is not a willing decision literally people refuse to come near me oh and let’s not forget there’s also the little Italian boy who as far as im aware wants to trade my soul for his dead sisters who I said I would TRY MY BEST to protect her not promise make note of that oh yeah and on my sixteenth birthday I will most likely fall to a horrible fate but I don’t know what said fate is because I’m “not ready yet” and the only reason I’m falling to this mysterious fate is because I chose the Prophecy because oh yeah this little grieving Italian boy is the son of hades but I made my only to friends at the time promise not tell anybody that he’s the son of hades
but yeah Percy’s the problem(heavily sarcastic)
in this house we support Renee Walker AND Natalie Shields, like yes baby you’re so sexy as a gangster and as a born again christian
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I would give my right pinky finger to see Neil and jeans casual makeout sessions in the nest because they would have barely any time to themselves so you know those boys were dedicated
8 years, 16 countries, and 22 names
one of my absolute favorite things is when in Raven aus Jean and Neil aren’t romantic or platonic but a secret third thing like so fucking codependent they redefine the word but the dynamics still pretty healthy especially considering it’s the Nest that they grew up in