chris redfield headcannons
these are from whenever i just like this gif
- CRACKED at wii sports golf
- he pronounces chipotle as “chipottle” and target as “tar-jay” as a bit
- doesn’t really care what music is on and listens to anything he enjoys. he does especially enjoy hearing the songs he liked growing up
- probably didn’t use pillowcases for at least a while. you know how dudes will have a yellowed pillow that they’re really attached to and that thing goes caseless
- he’s the guy at the party who sees a guitar and tells people that he plays until someone asks him to play something and then he’s like “noo, noo, ok fine” and rips wonderwall
- enjoys reading and writing when it’s not work-related. even after retiring he gives himself a personal curriculum because he’s so used to going through the motions and wants to “keep his mind sharp” or something. probably also a fan of word searches
- i already have that post about how he probably jumps to slap the doorframe and someone said wesker saw him do that going into the s.t.a.r.s. office and decided then that he had to kill him (which fried me bad)
- even when he hasn’t smoked for a bit, he and his clothes always smell smoky in a way that doesn’t come out in the wash. he does not smell like dior sauvage because he’s not a liar don’t worry
- tends to dissociate and pace around the house
- owns hella white nike tube socks
- if he’s on a bike his ass does not wear a helmet
- very helpful around the house. he always has to be doing something to help and has a hard time relaxing
- not big on social media but does enjoy youtube videos
- enjoys whatever’s on national geographic
- if he can’t sleep (often) he will go for a walk (“checking the perimeter”)
