#b's thoughts

Imagining now biker!reader who was casually on the road, did something that upset some douche driver who in turn hit your bike, sending you skirting down the highway. You stand, bruised and bleeding, and before biker!Simon can step out from where he pulled his bike to the side to help you, he sees you run up to the car and throw a massive punch on the driver's nose, stringing curses until he drove off.

I think she did, but she just called them 'students', and when she took them through space and time, she called that 'advanced study'

And her students just called her Professor or The Professor.

I LOVED this episode! 

BABY GIEDON IS SO DAMN ADORABLE

I’m still salty that the Black Fairy didn’t end up being Killian’s mother - such a wasted genetic opportunity 

PISSED OFF EMMA SWAN IS MY EVERYTHING

I am loving the Black Fairy as a villain, FYI

Poor Henry - that’s what happens when you write too much crack fic, hahaha

I need more Blackbeard/Hook sass. Like, an entire half season of it

DAMMIT COLIN HOW DO YOU MAKE SHUFFLING A DECK OF CARDS SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE?!

Oh how I have missed portal hair...

FUCK YOU ONCE FOR DOING A GIGANTIC ASS CGI SPIDER. FUCK YOU TO THE NINE LEVELS OF HELL!!

How, with this show, did we not see this heart twist coming? Like, I am both excited they put this in and mortified as a viewer that I didn’t see it coming...

Did we really need this much of the spider? REALLY?!

Colin’s hair is on POINT this episode! Looks like the Golden Age of Neverland is being revisited. 

Oh, God, this spider scene is my worst nightmare....

Gideon, you little shit....

Rumple, I think Emma could breath if you, ya know, TAKE THE COBWEBS OFF HER FACE. 

I think Price, as much as he is the type to like people who push through and like getting up and going, definitely esses you into just taking a few days off and holds you when you cry out in tiredness.

Gaz had already noticed before you did, used to your cycles of ups and downs, he doesn't judge you when you can't manage to get out of bed in the morning, when you call the day off. He doesn't say anything as he makes you breakfast and holds you after, he know how driven you are, knowshow hard it is sometimes.

Johnny is pushing you to relax. Saying you need a break, that of course you can't force yourself to work, you'll lack in productivity if you keep it up. Letting you lean against him and just take a day to breathe.