#awkwardpotato

*sweats* here are 9 selfies of 2019! @folkpunkrock-littlewing-blog decided she wanted to tag me and make me suffer soooo..here it isss 😂😂. Not quite sure who to tag BUT, post your lovely faces anyway 💜💜

Trying to be sexy and failing miserably 😂

Need I caption more? #galaxyfilter #filter #meme #awkwardpotato

#rolypoly #beachedwhale #Leo #bish #hangrykitty #canyounot #sassafras #awkwardpotato 😂🙄😩🐳😹😾

When you are at a #bar and you are siting like a #awkwardpotato #drawing cheesy #cartoons final picture see next pic #mondaynight

Whoever did this: I love you with my windswept potato heart. #awkwardpotato @sambashor #insidejoke

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgmnRZNfHRU)

There is this little grocery store type thing in my dorm building and I go there on the reg.  One day I walk in and do my shopping and get in line to check out. There is a supah cute cashier who just so happened to be working and I walked up and started to put my items down without saying a word because I am an awkward potato and the cashier says, “You look good today” This is some sort of mystical happenstance to me.  I think I must have heard him wrong and for some reason I thought he must have asked me to move to the other cash register because I was hurting his eyes so I say, “You want me to move?” and I think he realizes at this point that I am a lost cause so he says, “no...never mind” he gives me my bags of stuff and I run the fuck out of there. I then had to wait to get my groceries when he was not working so to avoid further embarrassment.