#awkwardfart

Tagged by this beauty! @allaughwithme​

WHAT WAS YOUR: Last Drink: Coffee with sugar and creamer Last Phone Call: mom Last Text Message: sent or received? Last song you listened to: “Hello” by Adele Last time you cried: pfsh..... I cry over everything

Dated someone twice: Yes Been cheated on: Yes Kissed someone and regretted: Of course Lost someone special: Yes Been drunk and thrown up:YES

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

Made a new friend: Yes Fallen out of love: No Laughed until you cried: Yes:) Met someone who changed you: Yes Found out someone was talking about you: Yes. But I’m literally too awesome for them to fully comprehend so fuck em. Kissed anyone on your followers/follows you: No

GENERAL: How many people on your tumblr do you know IRL: I hope this means I know them in person. Because then that would be like 3...? Do you have any pets: I have a black kitty named (Princess) Bijou Do you want to change your name: No. What time did you wake up today: 6:27am What were you doing at midnight last: Sleeping Name something you CANNOT wait for: For these fake ass bitches to fuck off for forever. Last time you saw your mother: This last summer. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: (reread the question two questions ago) What are you listening to rn: Adele What’s getting on your nerves rn: Fake ass bitches. Zodiac sign: Pisces Pronouns: ...? Favorite TV show: Uhhh....... this changes a LOT College: Johnson & Wales University (Providence, RI) Hair color: Brown and grey. getting old! :) Long or short hair: Short Height: 5′2″ Do you have a crush on somebody: I am not a child. What do you like about yourself: My ability to transform into someone better and rise above fake ass bitches. Tattoos: Two.

FIRSTS: First surgery: I was 9. I had an umbilical hernia that needed to be repaired. First piercing: I got my ears pierced when I was 2. First best friend: I don't have just one. Stop. First sport you joined: Rifle team. First pair of trainers(sneakers): ?? Who the fuck would remember that?

RN: Eating: Nothing. Drinking: Nada. I’m about to: Go to costco and buy some fucking chicken. Listening to: My baby girl sleeping <3 Waiting for: This to be over. Want kids/ Get married: I have two lovely girls/and I already am

Career: Stay at home mom (for now)

WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes: Both Hugs or kisses: Both. Shorter or taller: Taller. (sorry I’m shallow) Older or younger: OLDER Romantic or spontaneous: Both Nose, stomach or nice arms: I don’t care Sensitive or loud: Both Hook up or relationship: Relationship. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger: Yes. Drank hard liquor: Yes Lost glasses/contacts: Yes Sex on first date: Sex with no date? <---keeping this here because truuuuuu Broke someone’s heart: Yes. Been arrested: No. Turned someone down: Yes. Cried when someone died: Yes. Fallen for a friend: YES.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: Yourself: I am a supreme being, so there’s that. <---truuuuu Miracles: Yes...sometimes Love at first sight: Yes Santa Claus: Eh Kiss at first date: What’s with this first date nonsense? What is this 1950?

I tag: These are my most active followers and friends and beautiful people :) yall gonna hate me but idc much love to you~