#awkwardalphajay

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🎨​ Artist Spotlight: AwkwardAlphaJay 🎨 

Despite the name, awkward is the last word we'd use to describe the elegance ​of @awkwardalphajay's art! ⚔️

Of course you may Jaime!

The first time Bruce heard Damian call him Baba may not have been the first time Damian called him that, just the first time he caught it

It was after a bit of a rough day

Damian had caught a cold of some sort and wasn't feeling well all day at all

He had aches and a fever and it was all around not a good time

Didn't help it was his first time getting sick in the manor, he'd never been sick without his mom before

So he was holed up in bed all day with Alfred and Bruce taking care of him

And maybe. Maybe at one point Damian was crying cause he missed his mom and he didn't want to feel alone

So Bruce got a chair and parked himself right next to Damian's bed with books and drawing supplies and anything he thought may entertain and cheer up his youngest

And at the end of the day when night has come and his son is falling asleep he hears a quiet "love you...Baba"

And then some quiet snoring, almost inaudible as Damian falls immediately asleep

And if Bruce cried he'll never tell

*whispers* any more band au hcs??

Absolutely Jaime, and sorry for the wait my friend!

Woozle the ferret basically becomes the band's mascot

Maya and Maps keep buying Woozle new outfits behind Damian and Jon's backs

Maya convinces the band to do a Mashup of Taylor Swift's song Love Story and Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings

One time Damian fell off a stage and broke his arm, no he doesn't want to talk about it

(Jon panicked at went to help him and Maps had to keep him from accidentally walking off the stage and breaking his arm too)

They band kept performing since Damian only needed one hand to hold a mic, but he did have to figure out some different dances to take it easy on his arm

One time Jon drop kicked a creep in the audience (like Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day did that one time)

Jon and Damian answer any sexist questions interviewers try to ask Maya and Maps and if there's a lot of those that particular interview the band walks out

(And they pass some of the more interesting questions to Maps and Maya if they feel the girls are getting ignored)

Basically if you don't acknowledge and respect Maps and Maya you're never gonna interview the band again because Jon and Damian don't stand for that shit

Likewise, if you don't respect Jon and Damian's privacy then you have a problem with Maps and Maya

You don't want to have a problem with Maps and Maya

One time Woozle was brought to an interview with the band and the interview devolved when the 4 band members and the interviewer had to go chasing after a little ferret that decided to book it

Damian one time accidentally mixed up his brother's names live and his siblings won't let him live it down

Neither will the band

Damian has ended and interview just because someone said "so I hear you're a dog person, is that right? Yea cats are just not good enough-" Damian was gone before the sentence could finish

Respect the animals

I think I've said it before but Maya and Maps go to prom together and Jon and Damian go together

I need you to know this thought possessed me and now this exists:

spell your URL with song titles and tag as many people as there are letters

sit - japanese breakfast

twilight - elliott smith

appointments - julien baker

red light room - cherub hands

georgia - phoebe bridgers

all for myself - sufjan stevens

zombie - the cranberries

your best american girl - mitski

nonbeliever - lucy dacus

green light - lorde