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I was tagged by teammilkovich! Thanks!

1. Jess

2.Green

3.Light Brown

4. I collect music boxes

5. Dark red

6. My grandparents house

7. Oh gosh I can’t pick! 

8. Peacock

9. Puff the Magic Dragon

10. Picture of Dorian Gray

And I’m Tagging 

where did they make you go???

1. what would your dream pet be?

A dragon or a crow. Or a three-headed hell hound maybe.

2. do you like the rain or sun ?

Rain, the sun and heat give me migraines. Rain also gives me migraines though, I just can’t win man. But I still like the rain.

3. if you were a tree what would you be?

Those gigantic Redwoods that are ancient and deep.

4. how many dogs do you want to pet?

Many? If possibly all of the nice ones.

5. waluigi, yes or no?

I dunno, what has Waluigi done for me lately?

6. have you ever been on an airplane?

Yes.

7. where would your dream vacation be? what would you do on this vacation?

Visit my mother’s hometown in Portugal. Realistically I would nod my head and keep telling people apologizing that my Portuguese is so terrible.

8. are you willing to fight me? when and where?

I am willing to fight anyone, any time, any place...wait actually not any place, only within busable distance form my house, transportation is expensive.

9. if you had a day to do anything you wanted, what would you do?

Can I do make belief things? Can I make myself rich? Otherwise I’d travel to the future and see the winning lotto numbers then when I went back in time I’d pick those.

Or I’d star in a movie. For one day.

10. do you ship anything? how much do you ship it?

Yes. Variable.

11. you’re faced with a daunting task: you are hired to stop a dragon from destroying the town. how do you proceed

Bribe the dragon with meat and lead it to another town that I hate. Or try and reason with the dragon. Learn how to talk to dragons, become a dragon whisperer, approach the dragon. Say to the dragon “Hey man, this isn’t the way to deal with your anger issues and killing a bunch of people you can’t all eat at once is a bad idea. Have you heard of over fishing? Eat one or two people a day, the old people maybe, or like jerks. Eat them and leave everyone else alone.

1. Being with my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Making peeps laugh :O

3. Memes

4. GOOD HUGS!!!

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1. First Impression: Cool blog. Nice selfies. Nice.

2. Truth is: Insane friendship what even are we idk.

3. How old you look: 19-20

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Duh.

5. Have you ever made me mad: I can’t think of anything.

6. Best feature: Your style of texting is something I’ve always loved. Also the way you do your makeup is very nice. Also cool personality. 

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Not that I can think of. We’ve gone past the point of crush now. I don’t know where we are; it’s like we’re space beings who don’t give a fuck.

8. You’re my: space being who doesn’t give a fuck. BFF. Animation partner. A bunch of other stuff for real like you’re a person I have realizing I wasn’t friends with less than a year ago.

9. Name in phone: Claudia because I’m boring ;;v;;