Dronk 2nd date: plotting to kill Sam ✨over candle light dinner✨
Dronk 3rd date: ✨killing Sam✨(but they drag Sam through a movie date first before killing him. As he dies he watches them make out in front of him.)
THE ULTIMATE CUCK CHAIR. THE BEST REVENGE IS PUTTING HIM IN THE ULTIMATE CUCK CHAIR <33 (the movies should just be videos of them secretly kidnapping Fran from Sam and treating the dog better than he has ever done — Fran would absolutely love them more)
bro fumbled two baddies > honestly most merciful punishment for him he deserves worst 💗
genius ideas 🥹 you should be their best man/maid of honor/…honorary knight(?) for their wedding one day lol
wow I want to draw dronk art now >< putting that on my drawing list :pp










